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Survivor

To what end?

But it's already as smooth as a baby's rear end.

Hmmph. Overpriced if you ask me.

Not for sale.

It wouldn't fit.

That can't go in there.

There's a lesson to be learned about tampering with secret knowledge.

I am far too advanced for this.

It refuses to open for me.

I'll get it open somehow.

I don't know what to wrap.

I'm unable to do that right now.

That didn't work.

I am safe once again.

How apropos.

I suppose I could use it as a summer home.

Deed of Home Ownership

It is wretchedly dark beneath the trees.

I need to pass the time somehow.

That kinda makes it all worthwhile.

I of all people should be able to do this.

Killing me won't bring back your honey!

My vessel is sustaining damage.

I fear I've sprung a leak.

After everything, is this how it ends?!

Ow! Blasted... clumsy hands!

It burns!

I think I can fix this!

Charlie? It's me! Maxwell!

Ow! Charlie, that hurt!

My heart grows cold.

The compass has fallen to pieces.

Crafty crustacean...

Er... I can't do that.

Damp is not dapper.

I hear one of them coming.

Ah! That feels better.

It'll be dark soon. Charlie will be waking up.

(Gulp!)

I won't let that anywhere near my mouth.

Ow! That hurt my mouth!

That was putrid.

That was past its due-date.

A civilized man does not eat such things.

It's dark! I can't see!

The light is back.

There goes my respite.

Freedom, at last!

Hack! Cough! Ack!

Ugh. Allergies.

Ah... I can breathe again.