Words of the Constant

Maxwell

Well, I'm not stepping there.

Suspicious Stone
Maxwell

Obviously something comes out of those.

Decorative Holes?
Maxwell

Useless now, aren't they?

Busted Spear Trap
Maxwell

Deadly. I like it.

Nasty Spear Trap
Maxwell

A little light in this dreary place.

Crumbling Brazier
Maxwell

A little light in this dreary place.

Wall Brazier
Maxwell

I shall be a great leader.

Regal Scepter
Maxwell

Not my problem.

Swinesbury Academy
Maxwell

Hmmm... The are a lot of artifacts in there.

Swinesbury Academy
Maxwell

Nothing I can do about that.

'The Sty' Oddities Emporium
Maxwell

Hmm... I may be in the market for some oddities.

'The Sty' Oddities Emporium
Maxwell

Agh! Put it out! Someone!

The Flying Pig Arcane Shop
Maxwell

Ahh... more my style.

The Flying Pig Arcane Shop
Maxwell

Serves them right.

Swinesbury Mineral Exchange
Maxwell

Can I exchange this money for anything useful?

Swinesbury Mineral Exchange
Maxwell

Serves them right.

Swinesbury City Hall
Maxwell

I could run this place better.

Swinesbury City Hall
Maxwell

This town has a vandal problem.

My City Hall
Maxwell

I deserve that.

My City Hall
Maxwell

A shame.

The Sterling Trough Deli
Maxwell

Finally some decent food.

The Sterling Trough Deli
Maxwell

I'll have to get my roses elsewhere.

Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements
Maxwell

Every breastpocket needs a fresh rose.

Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements
Maxwell

Generally, I'd say it's on fire.

Pigg and Pigglet's General Store
Maxwell

A common boutique to purchase common goods.

Pigg and Pigglet's General Store
Maxwell

Everything burns.

The Sow's Ear Hat Shop
Maxwell

I may have use for a millinery.

The Sow's Ear Hat Shop
Maxwell

A pity.

Curly Tails Mud Spa
Maxwell

Seems even filthy pigs need the occasional pampering.

Curly Tails Mud Spa
Maxwell

I do fancy roast vegetables.

Swinesbury Fine Grocer's
Maxwell

A simple grocer.

Swinesbury Fine Grocer's
Maxwell

He'll have to rebuild his own shop.

The Tinkerer's Tower
Maxwell

Full of schemes and plans. Like me.

The Tinkerer's Tower
Maxwell

Live by the sword, die by the flame.

The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop
Maxwell

Well, well, well...

The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop
Maxwell

Drab.

Maxwell

It has been exterminated.

Piko
Maxwell

Shoo, vermin.

Piko
Maxwell

The pest is asleep.

Piko
Maxwell

How amusing.

Orange Piko
Maxwell

Has a certain dramatic flare.

Gothic Door
Maxwell

A more outdoorsy type might be able to make something of this.

Pine Cone
Maxwell

Huh, it seems to belong in the ground.

Pine Cone
Maxwell

I'll not be meeting the same fate!

Pirate Ghost
Maxwell

Is this amusing?

Pirate Hat
Maxwell

I suppose it will do.

Booty Bag
Maxwell

Ashes to ashes.

Piratihatitator
Maxwell

Such a fascinating device.

Piratihatitator
Maxwell

The tool of choice for perfectionists.

Pitchfork
Maxwell

Protects my most important part.

Pith Hat