Words of the Constant

Maxwell

This one packs a wallop.

Tooth Trap
Maxwell

I'm sure I had my reasons when I placed this.

Maxwell's Tooth Trap
Maxwell

I see no downside to using this.

Trawl Net
Maxwell

Just think of the meals I'll make.

Trawl Net
Maxwell

Into the depths...

Trawl Net
Maxwell

It's working its way down.

Trawl Net
Maxwell

It won't store anything now.

Chest
Maxwell

A place to store loot.

Chest
Maxwell

Hmmm. Looks suspicious.

Treasure Chest
Maxwell

I can't get through there.

Maxwell

Cease this nonsense.

Palm Treeguard
Maxwell

This tree is unusually large.

Great Leafy Stalk
Maxwell

A fork fit for ocean royalty.

Trident
Maxwell

These must have been heated to an incredible temperature.

Melty Marbles
Maxwell

These are gross, and that's the tooth.

Second-hand Dentures
Maxwell

I'm not listening.

Lying Robot
Maxwell

I'm not touching that without several pairs of gloves.

Dessicated Tentacle
Maxwell

A welcome change from seawater.

Orange Soda
Maxwell

This seems like bad voodoo.

Voodoo Doll
Maxwell

It only has four strings.

Ukulele
Maxwell

Letters and numbers... some sort of secret code?

License Plate
Maxwell

It was probably hideous before soaking in bilgewater.

Old Boot
Maxwell

A little superglue and it would make a lovely centerpiece.

Ancient Vase
Maxwell

Neither red nor blue.

Brain Cloud Pill
Maxwell

This was important to someone once.

Fake Kazoo
Maxwell

Exactly what it looks like. Err... What does it look like?

Sextant
Maxwell

Might be nice in a hot bath...

Toy Boat
Maxwell

Looks like something one would find at a backwater flea market.

Wine Bottle Candle
Maxwell

It's not communicating with anyone now.

Broken AAC Device
Maxwell

A tangled mess. Like life.

Gord's Knot
Maxwell

Don't look at me like that.

Gnome
Maxwell

A toy for a child's mind.

Tiny Rocketship
Maxwell

Just useless old wires.

Frazzled Wires
Maxwell

Not something a grown man should be caught playing with.

Ball and Cup
Maxwell

I'd prefer a pocketwatch on a chain.

Hardened Rubber Bung
Maxwell

My suits don't deserve to be defaced with these tacky atrocities.

Mismatched Buttons
Maxwell

Why would I want this horrible looking thing?

Queen Malfalfa
Maxwell

A keepsake for the Boar-geoisie.

Post Card of the Royal Palace
Maxwell

Really. Is that necessary?

Can of Silly String
Maxwell

Hm... Needs more fish.

Tropical Bouillabaisse
Maxwell

Is it windy out or is it just my fan?

Tropical Fan
Maxwell

It belongs on a skewer.

Tropical Fish
Maxwell

It's more of a fall vest.

Breezy Vest
Maxwell

It's so hard to look fashionable in the winter.

Puffy Vest
Maxwell

At least the mucus burned off.

Koalefant Trunk Steak
Maxwell

Full of summer mucus.

Koalefant Trunk
Maxwell

The trunk thickens in the winter to hold more mucus.

Winter Koalefant Trunk
Maxwell

Normally I prefer instruments a little more destructive.

Pew-matic Horn
Maxwell

An axe isn't going to cut it.

Tuber Tree
Maxwell

At least it's edible.

Blooming Tuber