Words of the Constant

Wendy

It makes me as prickly outside as I am inside!

Cactus Armor
Wendy

I'd like to wear it inside-out.

Scalemail
Wendy

I prolong the inevitable.

Grass Suit
Wendy

Heavy...

Limestone Suit
Wendy

Could stop the daggers that stab at mine heart.

Marble Suit
Wendy

Is it wise to don a suit of fire stone?

Obsidian Armor
Wendy

A reprieve from death.

Thulecite Suit
Wendy

Armor made of the homes of dead goo.

Seashell Suit
Wendy

A clinging, dreary, living suit.

Belt of Hunger
Wendy

Now I can hide from my problems.

Snurtle Shell Armor
Wendy

The depths of its darkness is unending.

Vortex Cloak
Wendy

I might hold off the inevitable a bit longer with this.

Log Suit
Wendy

So my outside matches my inside.

Bramble Husk
Wendy

I'd prefer a dry grave, thank you.

Life Jacket
Wendy

Like a metal coffin that keeps me alive.

Tin Suit
Wendy

A perfectly safe way to go insane.

Night Armor
Wendy

A jacket of dead flesh. Fashionable.

Snakeskin Jacket
Wendy

Something died so that this armor may exist.

Weevole Mantle
Wendy

The wind's tendrils cannot hold me!

Windbreaker
Wendy

A boat that can take a bite or two.

Armored Boat
Wendy

All that's left after another beautiful fire.

Ashes
Wendy

The eyebone was incinerated when I teleported!

Ashes
Wendy

The flower was incinerated when I teleported!

Ashes
Wendy

This was once something, before it got burned...

Ashes
Wendy

Vegetables are good for you, but what do I care?

Asparagus
Wendy

Soup.

Asparagus Soup
Wendy

If I ever feel like eating anything, I'll eat it.

Cooked Asparagus
Wendy

I should rip those out of the ground.

Asparagus
Wendy

Will I live to see this grow?

Asparagus Seeds
Wendy

An instrument for industry and murder.

Axe
Wendy

Enjoy your youth. Soon you will learn the terrors of the real world.

Baby Beefalo
Wendy

Cold, vacant eyes...

Baby Water Beefalo
Wendy

A pack. Now I can carry an even heavier burden.

Backpack
Wendy

A balanced breakfast to start another miserable day.

Bacon and Eggs
Wendy

These look as deflated as I feel...

Pile o' Balloons
Wendy

For delicate smashing.

Ball Pein Hammer
Wendy

What a chipper little fellow. Does he know life has no meaning?

Bottlenose Ballphin
Wendy

A wretched den of joviality.

Ballphin Palace
Wendy

Does swimming in pods stave off the loneliness of existence?

Wendy

Green sticks... who cares...

Bamboo
Wendy

So it goes.

Bamboo Patch
Wendy

I've won this round.

Bamboo Patch
Wendy

I can bend it to my will.

Bamboo Patch
Wendy

I used to eat these with Abigail...

Banana Pop
Wendy

There's no salve for the pain of existence.

Honey Poultice
Wendy

A big hat to hide from the world.

Swashy Hat
Wendy

Abigail is the most valuable buried treasure.

Bandit Stash Map
Wendy

Sigh. I suppose I should dig it up.

Secret Bandit Camp
Wendy

Trying to break it would be pointless.

Basalt
Wendy

Alas the relief it brings is only temporary.

Oscillating Fan