Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Better him than... wait a minute!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'm not sure if I want to open it.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I suppose I could linger for a moment or two.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Small and gelatinous.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I have to be pretty desperate for food.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's so hairy!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Doesn't look all that much different dead.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Doesn't look all that much different dead.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Ew. Just ew.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I hope it doesn't mess up my hair.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A den of "ew".

Wilson P. Higgsbury

If it wasn't useful, I wouldn't touch it.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A puzzle with no solution.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That's a rather small bird.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It looks hungry.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It must be starving.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A tiny chunk of dead animal.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A little jerky.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That pot looks smashing!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I smelt that!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I wonder if it'll sell me some oil?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The best way to serve snake.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Whoops.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I feel like I could have prevented that.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Take that, nature!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's all viney!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The label says "Jay's Wondrous Snake Oil!"

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'm intrigued AND repelled.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It should repel the rain from my hair.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Scale it and sail it!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Agh! Stay away!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Ha ha, snake. I have your bone.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Ugh! Stay away!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Even worse than a regular snake!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's extremely not-alive.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Well I'm not rooting for you.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Torpid.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

He's less gross, but still gross.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It has that wet-dog smell.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

What a crusty looking animal.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That's one pointy stick.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Oh, the science I could get up to with this!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Poison tipped.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Science takes care of me.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

This will leave a mark.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Now it's extra deadly.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It feels very stabby.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Can you use the celery as a straw?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Ewwww!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I hate spiders.