Words of the Constant

Wendy

A pointless thing to put on my head.

Infroggles
Wendy

Useless. Just like life.

Spectoggles
Wendy

The world looks like the photographs of Abigail I have.

Fryfocals
Wendy

At least I can kill trees with style.

Luxury Axe
Wendy

What a fancy blade to ruin bamboo with!

Luxury Machete
Wendy

At least I can smash rocks with style.

Opulent Pickaxe
Wendy

At least I can till the earth with style.

Snazzy Pitchfork
Wendy

At least I can dig with style.

Regal Shovel
Wendy

Even in purgatory it remains the most precious of metals.

Gold Nugget
Wendy

Offers too much hope.

Gold Pan
Wendy

Death is not sparkly.

Gold Dust
Wendy

Plucked like Abigail was from me.

Down Feather
Wendy

The jungle's noose.

Hanging Vine
Wendy

It needs poop.

Grass
Wendy

It smells funny.

Grass
Wendy

It's just a tuft of grass.

Grass
Wendy

It has been killed.

Grass
Wendy

It just couldn't take the heat.

Grass
Wendy

Death comes to everything.

Tall Grass
Wendy

Alas, I'm too weak to pick it.

Tall Grass
Wendy

All things end.

Tall Grass
Wendy

The sun beats down.

Pretty Parasol
Wendy

Damp.

Grass
Wendy

A flash of brilliance!

Construction Amulet
Wendy

The flaws are its most beautiful features.

Green Gem
Wendy

I can see the power sparkling deep within.

Deconstruction Staff
Wendy

This mushroom is disappointingly normal.

Green Cap
Wendy

All is malleable.

Cooked Green Cap
Wendy

Dank.

Green Mushroom
Wendy

I would hide too, if I could.

Green Mushroom
Wendy

Harvested.

Green Mushroom
Wendy

That's just gruesome. I like it.

Guacamole
Wendy

The inevitable byproduct of life.

Guano
Wendy

It fills me with no joy.

Gummy Cake
Wendy

It is a dark path I tread.

Gunpowder
Wendy

Frozen like my heart.

Hail
Wendy

A terrible weapon for a terrible world.

Halberd
Wendy

Death begets death.

Ham Bat
Wendy

Oh that I may crush the world.

Hammer
Wendy

The jungle's noose.

Hanging Vine
Wendy

It's hard crust reminds me of life.

Hard Shell Tacos
Wendy

It brings naught but death.

Harpoon
Wendy

They'll put flowers on anything these days.

Floral Shirt
Wendy

Life brings pain, pain brings life.

Healing Salve
Wendy

Just a moderately cold lump of rock.

Thermal Stone
Wendy

Frozen like my heart.

Thermal Stone
Wendy

There it sits, just taking up space.

Thermal Stone
Wendy

Those that burn brightest, burn fastest.

Thermal Stone
Wendy

As lukewarm and lifeless as every other rock.

Thermal Stone
Wendy

It's consumed in flames.

Hedge