Words of the Constant

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This is why I hate the water.

Sunken Boat
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That fellow looks like he wants to talk.

Sunken Boat
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It's even less seaworthy than before.

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An instrument of some sort.

Sextant
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Now all I need is a miniaturization machine!

Toy Boat
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Looks kinda soggy.

Soaked Candle
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Scientific!

Sea Worther
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If only I had another!

Old Boot
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It sleeps with the fishes.

Sunken Object
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I can see forever!

Super Spyglass
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It's perf!

Surf 'n' Turf
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This vest is dapper as all get-out.

Dapper Vest
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Sweet potato souffles are a rising trend.

Sweet Potato Souffle
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Looks yammy!

Sweet Potato
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Looks even yammier!

Cooked Sweet Potato
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That's an odd looking carrot.

Sweet Potato
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My very own plant eggs.

Sweet Potato Seeds
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Yikes! Get me back to land!

Swimming Horror
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Not very enlightening.

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Looks pretty sad.

Wired Bulb
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Very functional.

Metal Shade Lamp
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A fancy hanging light.

Chandelier
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Someone left their hat up there.

Derby Light
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A fancy hanging light.

Hanging Floral Lamp
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Fancy light bulb.

Blown Glass Bulb
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A fancy hanging light.

Hanging Blooming Lamp
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A fancy light.

Cherry Lamp Shade
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It could use some decoration.

Rope Light
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Two boring lights.

Dual Rope Light
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Someone left their hat up there.

Top Hat Light
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I think this fish evolved to run me through.

Swordfish
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My dentist'd get mad if I ate this... but I don't have one.

Taffy
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That's one tall bird!

Tallbird
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Will it hatch?

Tallbird Egg
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Delicious and nutritious.

Fried Tallbird Egg
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Is it shivering or am I?

Hatching Tallbird Egg
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Looks like it's hatching!

Hatching Tallbird Egg
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Are eggs supposed to sweat?

Hatching Tallbird Egg
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I have a feeling this is going to take a while...

Hatching Tallbird Egg
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It should hatch any time now.

Hatching Tallbird Egg
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That's quite an egg!

Tallbird Nest
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The nest is empty.

Tallbird Nest
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Do I have to hold it with my bare hands?

Tar
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That's a real slick lamp.

Tar Lamp
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I'll pitch a fit if I have to wear that.

Tar Suit
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I need to refuel that.

Tar Extractor
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I have to turn it on.

Tar Extractor
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It's running smoothly.

Tar Extractor
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There must be a way to get that tar out.

Tar Slick
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Who's cleaning that up, I wonder?

Tar Trap