Words of the Constant

Wheeler

There's nothing left to shave!

Wheeler

I need to improve my finances first.

Wheeler

Why is it even in here if it's not for sale?

Wheeler

It won't fit, darn it.

Wheeler

It's not going in.

Wheeler

That went right over my head.

Wheeler

I already know everything there is to know about that.

Wheeler

Swell. A door that won't open.

Wheeler

I'll find a way to open it, somehow.

Wheeler

Well, I need something to wrap first.

Wheeler

I don't want to vandalize it with my bad handwriting.

Wheeler

That didn't work. I'll try something else.

Wheeler

Survived by the skin of my teeth, yet again.

Wheeler

Flying rats. This should be exciting.

Wheeler

I'll get back there one day.

Wheeler

Oh, dark and spooky. Feels like an adventure.

Wheeler

Well that looks interesting.

Wheeler

A waste of time. Onto the next adventure!

Wheeler

You haven't heard the last of Maybelle Dorothea Wheeler!

Wheeler

BEES!

Wheeler

Swell. I'm taking on water.

Wheeler

I'm up to my socks in seawater!

Wheeler

Is this the end of Maybelle Dorothea Wheeler?

Wheeler

Ouch! That came back to haunt me.

Wheeler

Well, no one ever accused me of being a good cook.

Wheeler

I can fix it in a jiffy.

Wheeler

Swell. There's something hiding in the dark.

Wheeler

ACK! Knock it off!

Wheeler

Brr. It's colder out here than the upper atmosphere.

Wheeler

They just don't make compasses like they used to.

Wheeler

Darn it, you! Get back in that trap.

Wheeler

I'll take another crack at it.

Wheeler

A little rain never killed anyone.

Wheeler

Whatever's moaning needs to show itself.

Wheeler

Whew. I forgot what it felt like to breathe.

Wheeler

Getting dark. But I can stay up past my bedtime.

Wheeler

Mmm... That hit the spot.

Wheeler

That was not food.

Wheeler

That's what I get for keeping an open mind.

Wheeler

Blech. Well, it'll make a good story.

Wheeler

Not the freshest food, but I've had worse.

Wheeler

Ugh. Bad idea.

Wheeler

Where's the light switch around here?

Wheeler

Light. What a novel concept!

Wheeler

Swell. I'll just have to get a new fan.

Wheeler

The adventure continues!

Wheeler

COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!

Wheeler

Allergiesch. What allergiesch?

Wheeler

My face stopped leaking. Allergy season must be over.

Wheeler

I hope I never stop learning.