Words of the Constant

Wheeler

Oof. It's heavier than ballast.

Tin Suit
Wheeler

Looks... safe?

Night Armor
Wheeler

I'll leave this one for a rainy day.

Snakeskin Jacket
Wheeler

If only it had those bug wings.

Weevole Mantle
Wheeler

I'll never get blown off course with this jacket.

Windbreaker
Wheeler

Nothing will get past these strategically placed seashells!

Armored Boat
Wheeler

Swell. It's been burnt to ash.

Ashes
Wheeler

I'm guessing it doesn't work anymore.

Ashes
Wheeler

Well, hopefully there's another one.

Ashes
Wheeler

I don't suppose I could put it back together.

Ashes
Wheeler

I always eat my vegetables. Or launch them out the Pew-matic.

Asparagus
Wheeler

Watery vegetables. Mmmm... mmmm!

Asparagus Soup
Wheeler

Smells surprisingly good.

Cooked Asparagus
Wheeler

That looks like food! Let's hope it tastes like food.

Asparagus
Wheeler

To shove in the ground or launch through the air.

Asparagus Seeds
Wheeler

If a tree falls in the forest, it was probably from an axe.

Axe
Wheeler

Aw. So cute and smelly.

Baby Beefalo
Wheeler

Even cuter and smellier when they're asleep.

Baby Beefalo
Wheeler

Aw, he's so cute and waterlogged!

Baby Water Beefalo
Wheeler

Finally! My pockets were getting full.

Backpack
Wheeler

Not often I get a breakfast like this.

Bacon and Eggs
Wheeler

Too bad they weren't 100 times bigger and attached to a basket.

Pile o' Balloons
Wheeler

So cute and convenient.

Ball Pein Hammer
Wheeler

Well "Eek Eek" to you too.

Bottlenose Ballphin
Wheeler

Did they build that with their fins?

Ballphin Palace
Wheeler

There's a party going on and I wasn't invited!

Wheeler

One piece is nice. Many pieces are nicer.

Bamboo
Wheeler

Well, that's one way to get bamboo out of your garden.

Bamboo Patch
Wheeler

Bamboo. The only thing more tenacious than me.

Bamboo Patch
Wheeler

Swell. It's a bunch of sticks.

Bamboo Patch
Wheeler

Banana. Stick. Ice. What more do you need?

Banana Pop
Wheeler

Looks like it will... work?

Honey Poultice
Wheeler

An adventuring hat, if I've ever seen one.

Swashy Hat
Wheeler

Time to burgle from the burglar.

Bandit Stash Map
Wheeler

If you're going to hide a treasure, don't put a fancy feather on it.

Secret Bandit Camp
Wheeler

It's stronger than my will to break it.

Basalt
Wheeler

A plane propeller would be better.

Oscillating Fan
Wheeler

I was never that angry when I was flying.

Batilisk
Wheeler

Aw. I was hoping it would let me fly.

Bat Bat
Wheeler

Aw... It doesn't even let me fly.

Cowl
Wheeler

Maybe if I flapped it really fast I could get off the ground.

Batilisk Wing
Wheeler

Swell.

Cooked Batilisk Wing
Wheeler

Hmmm... never noticed those bats had a springy tail.

Pig Skin?
Wheeler

Swell. I always wanted a bunch of scratchy hair.

Beard Hair
Wheeler

If I was looking for trouble, I just found it.

Bearger
Wheeler

I'll call it my "Wintertime Adventure Vest".

Hibearnation Vest
Wheeler

Nice thick fur.

Thick Fur
Wheeler

I bet I'll dream of bunnies.

Fur Roll
Wheeler

I'm thinking its good for one, maybe two, dreams.

Straw Roll
Wheeler

Flying is wasted on insects.

Bee