Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

More eyes means better sight... right?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Well that's terrifying.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

What a nice hat.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

To think the artist had only hoofs to work with.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Something to hold back the night.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I tou-can't catch him.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A healthy, natural snack.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's whirring with electricity.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I wove it real tight.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It'd really poke whoever stepped on it.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

This is a nasty surprise.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'll want to avoid stepping on that!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Nothing but net.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's bulging with potential!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It is definitely sinking.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I think it's sinking.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

That trunk was truncated.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's my tickle trunk!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

How convenient!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's almost like someone is trying to prevent me from going somewhere.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Someone gimme a hand with this palm!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It totally blocks out the sun.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I wonder how old this artifact is?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

They are all melted together.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I hope I get out of here before I need these.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

He whispers beautiful lies to me.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'm not sure what I should do with a dessicated tentacle.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

What is this substance?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

This thing gives me the creeps...

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Incredible! This guitar has undergone shrinkification!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

How did this get all the way out here?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Where's the other one?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A relic of a bygone era!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Clouding of the brain. Never heard of it...

Wilson P. Higgsbury

What's kazoo with you?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'm not sure what it is, but it makes me feel smarter!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I ought to measure it to ensure it's to scale.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'm sure someone would like this.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Someone lost their words.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The knot is stuck. Forever.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It must be some kind of religious artifact.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Sadly, it's too small for me to escape on.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Their electricity carrying days are over.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I have no time for fun and games!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Great. All of my tub stopping needs are met.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'm more of a zipper person, myself.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Maybe I can trade it for something.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Says "Wish-eth thou were'st here."

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Comedy in a can.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I seasoned it with a dash of science.