Words of the Constant

Wheeler

Swell. A giant bug on a giant ball of poop.

Dung Beetle
Wheeler

Just screaming to be stepped on.

Dung Beetle
Wheeler

At least it smells a little better now.

Dung Beetle
Wheeler

Normally I'm all for getting my hands dirty but...

Dung Pile
Wheeler

What happens in the jungle, stays in the jungle.

Dung Pile
Wheeler

What an adventurous smell I've discovered!

Durian
Wheeler

I'm going to launch this as far away from me as possible.

Extra Smelly Durian
Wheeler

Really the only good use for this is as Pew-matic fodder.

Durian Seeds
Wheeler

The rabbits whisper their secrets to me.

Wheeler

The rabbits whisper their secrets to me.

Rabbit Earmuffs
Wheeler

Swell. About as useful as one sock.

One True Earring
Wheeler

The slime makes it go down easy.

Eel
Wheeler

A nice appetizing shade of green.

Cooked Eel
Wheeler

The best of the purple vegetables, if you ask me.

Eggplant
Wheeler

I prefer my eggplants scrambled.

Braised Eggplant
Wheeler

I call these little Pew Pews.

Eggplant Seeds
Wheeler

A big bunch of spikes on a big bunch of cactus.

Elephant Cactus
Wheeler

Relax! I'm just trying to cut you down.

Prickly Elephant Cactus
Wheeler

If I dig it up, I could plant it anywhere I wanted to be fired at.

Elephant Cactus Stump
Wheeler

Strong enough to take on an adventure.

Encrusted Boat
Wheeler

Should I be worried about that?

Evergreen
Wheeler

Nothing but ashes now.

Evergreen
Wheeler

I don't remember if that was my handiwork, but I'm taking credit for it.

Evergreen
Wheeler

Well, it looks lifeless enough, but you never can tell.

Evergreen
Wheeler

That looks... alarming.

Lumpy Evergreen
Wheeler

I may be wrong, but I don't think it'll recover from that.

Lumpy Evergreen
Wheeler

Nothing personal, tree. I needed the wood.

Lumpy Evergreen
Wheeler

Needs is a little love. And pinecones.

Lumpy Evergreen
Wheeler

Guess it likes to look at the sky.

Eyebrella
Wheeler

Not normally what I expect to see, but okay.

Eye Plant
Wheeler

Just what I always wanted, my own personal shooting eye!

Houndius Shootius
Wheeler

What are you looking at?

Houndius Shootius
Wheeler

The same stuff my balloon is made out of.

Cloth
Wheeler

Swell. Time to find another hobby.

Wheeler

Normally I don't stick around long enough to grow a garden.

Wheeler

Not quite ripe.

Wheeler

I'll have to throw some more manure on it.

Wheeler

Hey, whatever works.

Luxury Fan
Wheeler

All these feathers and no wings.

Feather Hat
Wheeler

So good it even makes my handwriting legible!

Feather Pencil
Wheeler

I can pretend I'm flying through the water.

Feather Lite Sail
Wheeler

I'll keep it to remind me of how I'm not flying.

Jet Feather
Wheeler

Maybe if I cover myself in feathers I can fly away from here.

Crimson Feather
Wheeler

A feather that doesn't let me fly? That hardly seems fair.

Azure Feather
Wheeler

For a feather, it feels pretty heavy.

Thunder Feather
Wheeler

Those beans finally stopped jumping.

Feijoada
Wheeler

Don't take this personal, but you're a little creepy.

Wheeler

Don't fence me in.

Wood Fence
Wheeler

Creaky.

Wood Gate
Wheeler

I'd rather not carry this around any more than I have to.

Wood Gate