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Kind

Survivor

Wheeler

Fancy.

Marble Wall Tiling

Wheeler

Can help thinking this belongs in a pig office.

Fine Wall Tiling

Wheeler

If only it would make my house fly away.

It's okay.

Nothing special.

Pretty good knotwork, if I do say so myself.

Cheery.

Seems like the waste of a perfectly good seat.

That's the wall.

That'll be me someday. But not today!

Headstone

Wheeler

That'll be me someday. But not today!

Grave

Wheeler

Well it's not good balloon material.

Iron Ore

Wheeler

I wish it worked on planes.

Iron Wind

Wheeler

It's a garden gate that leads to a room.

Wrought Iron Door

Wheeler

No bread. I guess I'll just eat the whole thing straight out of the jar.

Fist Full of Jam

Wheeler

Bugs or beans or something in between?

Bean Bugs

Wheeler

How adventurous am I feeling today?

Cooked Bean Bugs

Wheeler

Smiley little guy. What do you know that I don't?

Jellyfish

Wheeler

It's like gum. Only not tasty.

Cooked Jellyfish

Wheeler

I'll dedicate a passage to you in my memoirs.

Dead Jellyfish

Wheeler

I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to shock me while I was fighting you.

Jellyfish

Wheeler

Just as chewy as when it's not dried.

Looks... delicious?

Not surprising considering it's made of wood.

Jungle Tree

Wheeler

Well, at least I know it's not alive.

Jungle Tree

Wheeler

That was my handiwork.

Swell. It's a tree.

Aerodynamically suited to be fired out the Pew-matic.

Wheeler

Grow up big and not scary.

Wheeler

Cooked to projectile perfection.

Kabobs

Wheeler

Swell. Now I can be responsible for a whole city.

Key to the City

Wheeler

You guys should relax. You'll make more friends that way.

Killer Bee

Wheeler

You're going to make me honey, whether you like it or not.

I'll miss him.

What an aerodynamic beak!

Kingfisher

Wheeler

Like me, it probably dreams of flying.

Kingfisher

Wheeler

An accordion stomach. Bold choice. Not one I would've made.

Clockwork Knight

Wheeler

Sure, you can float, but can you fly?

Floaty Boaty Knight

Wheeler

Reminds me of the broken down merry-go-round I saw once.

Mystery solved.

Haha! Didn't think I would find you, did you?

Koalefant

Wheeler

Am I supposed to be impressed? Because I am.

Quacken

Wheeler

Aw... That terrible sea monster left me a gift. How thoughtful.

Chest of the Depths

Wheeler

Quit wiggling around so I can fight you!

Quacken Tentacle

Wheeler

Whoops. All those little bad acts have come back to haunt me.

Krampus

Wheeler

A treasure trove of extra storage!

Krampus Sack

Wheeler

Portable light for when you're tired of lighting things on fire.

Lantern

Wheeler

Swell. They're making more.

Wheeler

Hatches one infant inferno.

Wheeler

Needs something to warm up the molten lava.