Words of the Constant
I've seen that kind of thing in cellars.
A Christmas tree for spelunkers.
A bit of a mold problem in here.
Mold and a lot of spiders. Reminds me of my Grandma's cellar.
Eating raw seafood would be an adventure.
They grew those shells just so they could be used as spoons.
Not much use out of the water.
Tiny little snacks from the sea.
What are they doing way down there?
"Maybelle Wheeler and the Secret of the Mussel Bed".
Huh. I don't know what those sea creatures see in this stick.
How adventurous am I feeling?
Now to find something that'll make this into something good.
This is nice but I need more to make anything decent with it.
Smells like it's up to something.
Hurry up and grow! I need those leaves!
Oh. It likes the water.
Not having fun here.
The cure is only slightly better than the ailment.
It's like a garden light fueled by evil.
A perfectly normal fuel source made of dark souls.
Light is good. Light is very good.
A little too calm around here for my taste.
Well, that was fun.
Nothing going on here.
I wanted an adventure. This is definitely an adventure.
Things are getting back to normal. Whatever "normal" is.
Something's happening. I don't know what, but definitely something.
Things are getting... interesting.
Speak softly and carry a bright stick.
Well if this doesn't say adventure, I don't know what does.
It's not gold, but it's not useless.
Look small enough to fire out a Pew-matic.
I like this rock. It's feisty.
Well, that's certainly enlightening.
I bet it goes kabloo-ey.
It has a glow about it.
I know a thing or two about hot air.
That's a lot of hot air.
Needs something...
Put a balloon over that and I'm airborne again.
Throw some logs in there and it'll start right up again.
It's a machete and a hand warmer.
A flaming projectile. One thing the Pew-matic doesn't have.
Look, someone threw out a perfectly good workbench.
I have to admit, that's a cool magic trick.
One day I hope to retire to a rock of my own.
Good for buying projectiles. Or being projectiles.
Moving up in the world.
You know what Wheeler, you deserve a treat.