Words of the Constant

Wheeler

I've seen that kind of thing in cellars.

Red Mushtree
Wheeler

A Christmas tree for spelunkers.

Green Mushtree
Wheeler

A bit of a mold problem in here.

Blue Mushtree
Wheeler

Mold and a lot of spiders. Reminds me of my Grandma's cellar.

Wheeler

Eating raw seafood would be an adventure.

Mussel
Wheeler

They grew those shells just so they could be used as spoons.

Mussel Bouillabaisse
Wheeler

Not much use out of the water.

Mussel Bed
Wheeler

Tiny little snacks from the sea.

Cooked Mussel
Wheeler

What are they doing way down there?

Mussels
Wheeler

"Maybelle Wheeler and the Secret of the Mussel Bed".

Mussels
Wheeler

Huh. I don't know what those sea creatures see in this stick.

Mussel Stick
Wheeler

How adventurous am I feeling?

Bile-Covered Slop
Wheeler

Now to find something that'll make this into something good.

Nectar
Wheeler

This is nice but I need more to make anything decent with it.

Cactus Spike
Wheeler

Smells like it's up to something.

Nettle Vine
Wheeler

Hurry up and grow! I need those leaves!

Nettle Vine
Wheeler

Oh. It likes the water.

Nettle Vine
Wheeler

Not having fun here.

Nettle Vine
Wheeler

The cure is only slightly better than the ailment.

Nettle Rolls
Wheeler

It's like a garden light fueled by evil.

Night Light
Wheeler

A perfectly normal fuel source made of dark souls.

Nightmare Fuel
Wheeler

Light is good. Light is very good.

Nightmare Light
Wheeler

A little too calm around here for my taste.

Thulecite Medallion
Wheeler

Well, that was fun.

Thulecite Medallion
Wheeler

Nothing going on here.

Thulecite Medallion
Wheeler

I wanted an adventure. This is definitely an adventure.

Thulecite Medallion
Wheeler

Things are getting back to normal. Whatever "normal" is.

Thulecite Medallion
Wheeler

Something's happening. I don't know what, but definitely something.

Thulecite Medallion
Wheeler

Things are getting... interesting.

Thulecite Medallion
Wheeler

Speak softly and carry a bright stick.

Morning Star
Wheeler

Well if this doesn't say adventure, I don't know what does.

Dark Sword
Wheeler

It's not gold, but it's not useless.

Nitre
Wheeler

Look small enough to fire out a Pew-matic.

Coral Nubbin
Wheeler

I like this rock. It's feisty.

Obsidian
Wheeler

Well, that's certainly enlightening.

Obsidian Axe
Wheeler

I bet it goes kabloo-ey.

Obsidian Coconade
Wheeler

It has a glow about it.

Obsidian Fire Pit
Wheeler

I know a thing or two about hot air.

Obsidian Fire Pit
Wheeler

That's a lot of hot air.

Obsidian Fire Pit
Wheeler

Needs something...

Obsidian Fire Pit
Wheeler

Put a balloon over that and I'm airborne again.

Obsidian Fire Pit
Wheeler

Throw some logs in there and it'll start right up again.

Obsidian Fire Pit
Wheeler

It's a machete and a hand warmer.

Obsidian Machete
Wheeler

A flaming projectile. One thing the Pew-matic doesn't have.

Obsidian Speargun
Wheeler

Look, someone threw out a perfectly good workbench.

Obsidian Workbench
Wheeler

I have to admit, that's a cool magic trick.

Octo Chest
Wheeler

One day I hope to retire to a rock of my own.

Yaarctopus
Wheeler

Good for buying projectiles. Or being projectiles.

Oinc
Wheeler

Moving up in the world.

Tenpiece Oinc
Wheeler

You know what Wheeler, you deserve a treat.

Centapiece Oinc