Words of the Constant

Don't like your attitude, but I admire your sense of style.

Masked Pig

Something about this tells me it belongs to royalty.

Royal Crown

Always sad to see a fellow flyer go down.

Pigeon

Fly! Fly away from here! And take me with you.

Pigeon

Probably having one of those flying dreams.

Pigeon

Why do ancient ruins always have to be haunted?

Ancient Spirit

Not everyone can pull off a look like that.

Guard Pig

Storage space! Just what I always wanted!

Piggyback

Can't say I'm going to miss it.

Pig Head

He's not going anywhere.

Pig Head

Guess there's no fire department around here.

Looks like a party going on. And I'm not invited.

Should I knock and ask to borrow some bacon grease?

They need all the beauty sleep they can get.

Someone's having a bad day.

Town House

As pig houses go, it's decent enough.

Town House

They're not sleeping there tonight.

Farm House

I thought they would've built their home out of straw.

Farm House

Huh. Wouldn't think stone would burn that well.

Quarry Lodgings

Looks like they put all those rocks into building a house.

Quarry Lodgings

One thing about traveling the world, you learn to barter with everyone.

Pig King

Lived a better life than the other pigs I've known.

Swell. A pig sidekick.

I hope he doesn't ask me my views on bacon.

Not everyone can pull off a look like that.

Don't take this the wrong way, but you may need a shave.

He likes the shiny things.

Banker

Someone's liable to rob him like this.

Banker

A lady who likes her feathers.

Beautician

No pillow. Maybe that's what she needs all those feathers for.

Beautician

Someone who appreciates the junk I find on my adventures.

Collector

Should I poke him to see if he's still alive?

Collector

A purveyor of fine esoteric interests.

All that nightmare fuel must give her nightmares.

A simple pig with simple desires. Namely, that I don't steal his stuff.

Farmer

No doubt dreaming of a bedroom.

Farmer

Personally, my interests go beyond flower petals, but to each their own.

Florist

Couldn't even make it to her home.

Florist

What's she so happy about? I probably don't want to know.

Sweet dreams.

Looks like someone who's been in a lot of fights.

Maybe he just likes to sleep under the stars.

In all my adventures, I've never been able to escape bureaucracy.

Mayor Truffleston

You'd think a fancy pig like him would have a home to go to.

Mayor Truffleston

Swell. He can fix a house but not a balloon.

Worker

I guess his home is still a work in progress.

Worker

You like rocks? Just plain old everyday rocks? Okay...

Miner

So tired he didn't even make it back to his home.

Miner

Ah! Someone who appreciates all my archeological finds.