Words of the Constant

Not looking to cause any trouble here, officer.

Royal Guard

Doesn't seem like he gets the concept of guarding.

Royal Guard

Looks like he'd be a good adventuring companion.

Doesn't inspire a lot of confidence.

Someone who appreciates her town's landscaping.

Shopkeep

I'm going to go out on a limb and say she's tired.

Shopkeep

You look like you've seen your share of adventures.

Aw... so cute.

I have so many uses for pig butt.

Pig Skin

I've slept in worse.

Those pigs do have nice garden lamps.

Pig Torch

I'm not in this for monetary gain. But I'll keep this anyway.

Sty Piece

Was that an accident or a comment on the local authorities.

The local police station.

A sign of things to come?

As impenetrable as the royal guard.

"Ightlay iresfay". Pig latin? Really?

Some strange pig scrawl

Ohh! A castle adventure. I love those.

Palace

Maybelle Dorothea Wheeler at your service, your majesty.

Strange thing to make a statue out of.

Crumbling Carved Stone

This place needs a gardener.

Vines

I'm going to go ahead and assume that's a trap.

Striking Statue

That's a trap if I've ever seen it.

Adventure awaits!

There's always a way in. I just have to figure it out.

Off to adventure!

Exactly the kind of place I was looking for.

I bet there's all kinds of adventure down there.

Only one way to know what's in there.

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

To the real would. Or what passes for real around here.

Looks to me like that's a way out.

Looks interesting...

Missing something... like its body.

Crumbling Visage

I'll need to get that totem free to take it back to the pigs.

Tempting Idol

Oooh! Look at those golden teeth!

Crumbling Icon

The pigs only want the top part. How do I get it free?

Eroding Totem

I know a pressure plate when I see one.

Suspicious Stone

Has the distinct look of a boobytrap.

Decorative Holes?

You've lost your ambushing privileges.

Busted Spear Trap

Haha! I'm still standing, trap!

Nasty Spear Trap

Complementary torches! They really know how to treat a gal right!

Crumbling Brazier

Complementary torches! They really know how to treat a gal right!

Wall Brazier

Looks good enough to bonk someone on the head with.

Regal Scepter

All that history. Up in flames.

Swinesbury Academy

It's full of pig history.

Swinesbury Academy

'The Sty' Oddities Emporium

I'll wait until after it's done burning to go inside.

'The Sty' Oddities Emporium

I could pick up a few odds and ends.

The Flying Pig Arcane Shop

Well if you're going to leave fire staffs just laying around...