Words of the Constant

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Can't go in there.

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Nothing more adventurous than exchanging money.

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That'll cost some tax dollars to fix.

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The big pig building in this small pond.

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My schedule just got wide open.

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Mayor by day, adventurer by night.

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Now where am I going to eat?

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Is there a dress code for this fine eating establishment?

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Stick a balloon on that and it'll float away.

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I prefer my seeds launched out the Pew-matic.

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Maybe they'll have a fire sale.

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What kind of a general store doesn't sell hot air balloons?

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A bad day for hats.

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A good hat is always handy for bad hair days.

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Swell. I hope they have insurance.

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Sells incidental things like life-saving medicines.

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Normally cook-outs are thrown outside buildings.

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Food!

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I hope they kept the building blueprints so they can rebuild.

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I suppose balloon blueprints would be too much too ask.

Wheeler

It wasn't me.

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Nothing as good as the Pew-matic in there.

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I'm going to try and avoid that same fate.

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Sad. It only wanted to steal things.

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Has more storage space in its cheeks than I do in my pockets.

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At least it doesn't steal in its sleep.

Wheeler

Has a strangely caffeinated smell.

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A really fancy door to another room of my stuff.

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It's almost a crime not to launch this through the air.

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Grow up big and strong. So I can cut you down.

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Swell. Just swell.

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This adventure just got pirated.

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Storage space that pays for itself!

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It probably deserved it.

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It pillages the magical knowledge.

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For eating big meals.

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A proper adventuring hat.

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Green. Grown on a plant. Everything you want in a piece of meat.

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I'll try to eat around the green parts.

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I believe the name for that is "plant".

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It's growing! I guess I'm not a totally incompetent gardener.

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Harvest time!

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If you can't take the heat, get out of the garden.

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Well, I guess it's not going to fall down, anyway.

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I guess I'm sleeping rough tonight.

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It's a fixer upper but it's close to all the shops.

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I'm excited about the extra storage space!

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My home.

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You know this is all for show.

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If I can't fly away, I might as well make myself comfortable.