Words of the Constant
The kind of thing that'll give you nightmares.
Shiny. Purple. Ready for evil.
Something to remember my adventures. This and my scars.
Too bad tar tycoons aren't as rich as oil tycoons.
When in doubt, ram 'em.
Fur balls of food.
This will probably not end well for you.
Maybe they're part of an underground resistance.
Hope they're relaxing in little mud baths down there.
Looks a little burnt.
Both room and board. Clever.
Not too sorry about that.
Probably just agitated because it can't fly well.
Quite the snorer.
Little Pew-matic pellets that came from the ground.
Spicy! I like it!
Those look like radishes!
Ammo! Or food, whichever.
Would probably work just as well as an aeroplane.
I found the end of the rainbow jellyfish.
What it lost in shine, it gained in palatability.
Shiny happy food.
Why are you so happy?
Just as chewy as it was before.
Alright rain, hit me with your best shot!
Where's the fire department when you need them?
Still good for charcoal.
I believe that was my doing.
Those are pretty leaves.
Not exactly the picture of health.
Keeps my noggin nice and dry.
Guess it can't predict fire as well as it predicts rain.
A good aeronaut always has a barometer handy.
I don't think there are any rats in it, but you never know around here.
You look like you've seen your share of adventure.
I've never seen a serrated razor before.
Needs work. Needs a lot of work.
I hope they're not done.
A Ka-BLAMMER. Or is it a Ka-BLOOEYER?
It's still warm from its last use.
Must be some kind of celebration going on here.
Nothing safer than eating a strange mushroom off the ground.
Cooking toxic mushrooms make them...safer?
I'm expecting a little gnome to come out any minute now.
It's hiding. I don't blame it.
I really don't care if it grows back or not.
Well at least they're by the water.
This is good. More would be better.
Grow! Grow! Grow! Grow!
Definitely going to need more of these.