Words of the Constant

Wheeler

Any minute now...

Trawl Net
Wheeler

Swell. It's making me wait.

Trawl Net
Wheeler

Guess I shouldn't have made it out of wood.

Chest
Wheeler

More pockets!

Chest
Wheeler

That was easy. A little too easy...

Treasure Chest
Wheeler

Drat! It's blocking the way.

Wheeler

Don't take this personal but I'm going to leave.

Palm Treeguard
Wheeler

That's a big tree.

Great Leafy Stalk
Wheeler

Three pokey bits are better than one.

Trident
Wheeler

One man's trash is another kid's marbles.

Melty Marbles
Wheeler

Treasures like this make the adventuring life worthwhile.

Second-hand Dentures
Wheeler

Swell. My new co-pilot.

Lying Robot
Wheeler

I wonder if they want it back.

Dessicated Tentacle
Wheeler

I don't know what this is, but it looks refreshing.

Orange Soda
Wheeler

A little short.

Voodoo Doll
Wheeler

Don't know how to play. And I don't really want to learn.

Ukulele
Wheeler

It's either an important clue to an adventure, or it's completely useless to me.

License Plate
Wheeler

It's got a hole in it.

Old Boot
Wheeler

Swell. Just what I always wanted.

Ancient Vase
Wheeler

Not my kind of adventure.

Brain Cloud Pill
Wheeler

What kind of monster would create a kazoo you can't use!

Fake Kazoo
Wheeler

Looks like... something I don't know how to use.

Sextant
Wheeler

I'd like it better if it was a balloon.

Toy Boat
Wheeler

I guess it's treasure?

Wine Bottle Candle
Wheeler

Interesting... I don't know what it is.

Broken AAC Device
Wheeler

I've found knots like this in my balloon rigging.

Gord's Knot
Wheeler

Pity I don't have a lawn to put it on.

Gnome
Wheeler

I'd fly it to the moon if I could.

Tiny Rocketship
Wheeler

I bet someone would find this valuable. Not me, but someone.

Frazzled Wires
Wheeler

I'll play this in my down-time. Which is never.

Ball and Cup
Wheeler

I'm more a showerer myself.

Hardened Rubber Bung
Wheeler

I think I figured out where all the lost buttons go.

Mismatched Buttons
Wheeler

Swell. A stone dolly.

Queen Malfalfa
Wheeler

Do they have mail service around here?

Post Card of the Royal Palace
Wheeler

It's an inferior Pew-matic.

Can of Silly String
Wheeler

The fins are still in there. Just the way I like it.

Tropical Bouillabaisse
Wheeler

If I had enough of these, you think I could fly away?

Tropical Fan
Wheeler

Looks like it'd make a beautiful lunch.

Tropical Fish
Wheeler

Now I'm only slightly freezing cold.

Breezy Vest
Wheeler

I bet it'd be even warmer if there were sleeves.

Puffy Vest
Wheeler

I hope it tastes like chicken. And not nose.

Koalefant Trunk Steak
Wheeler

Swell. I'll add it to my collection of nose related treasures.

Koalefant Trunk
Wheeler

Am I supposed to be proud of this?

Winter Koalefant Trunk
Wheeler

My trusty-dusty, handy-dandy, Pew-matic Horn.

Pew-matic Horn
Wheeler

A tree made of tubers! That'll be an adventure.

Tuber Tree
Wheeler

It's ripe. Well ripe-ish.

Blooming Tuber
Wheeler

So good I'll even eat the flower.

Fried Blooming Tuber
Wheeler

How adventurous am I feeling?

Tuber
Wheeler

A nice meal of tubers.

Fried Tuber
Wheeler

The chase is on!

Tumbleweed