Words of the Constant

Wagstaff

I see the world through infrared colored glasses.

Infroggles
Wagstaff

Ah! The world is so much more interesting when you can see it!

Spectoggles
Wagstaff

Now I can emit destructive spheres of electromagnetic radiation.

Fryfocals
Wagstaff

Seismic activity! And I left my instruments at home.

Wagstaff

All knowledge is useful.

Wagstaff

Inadvisable as I'd be prevented from exploring this world.

Wagstaff

Undersea predators are lurking. I'm convinced of it.

Sea Hound
Wagstaff

Weather shielding. How fortuitous!

Wagstaff

aH-CHOOOOOOOOOO!

Wagstaff

This precipitation is too much!

Wagstaff

EUREKA!

Wagstaff

Ah! The tariffs are due.

Wagstaff

Yeouch! Have they drawn blood?

Wagstaff

Another tool lost to the elements.

Wagstaff

I don't doubt that was due to the rain.

Wagstaff

This really weighs me down.

Wagstaff

The humid air is making this heavy.

Wagstaff

My torch spontaneously incombusted!

Torch
Wagstaff

Excellent! Let's see what I've snagged.

Trap
Wagstaff

Excellent, my trawl is full!

Wagstaff

Evidence suggests there's treasure nearby.

Wagstaff

This terrain is too heavy to lift.

Wagstaff

Fascinating. But it will have to wait.

Wagstaff

Volcanic eruption! Perfect chance to study the lava here.

Volcano
Wagstaff

Woo hoo! Wave mechanics!

Wagstaff

I should get in out of this weather.

Wagstaff

My tolerance for this rain is reaching its limit.

Wagstaff

Theoretically, there is a whale nearby.

Wagstaff

The whale has eluded me!

Wagstaff

No signs of whale remain in these waves.

Wagstaff

Fascinating. It violates all known laws of physics.

Worm Hole
Wagstaff

There is movement under my feet! Fascinating!

Wagstaff

You'll rue the day!

Wagstaff

I wish to engage in combat!

Wagstaff

Your attempts at escape will be futile!

Wagstaff

Let us preoccupy ourselves with battle!

Spider
Wagstaff

Take that, you accursed arachnid assailant!

Spider Warrior
Wagstaff

I've better ways to spend my time.

Wagstaff

Not worth the effort.

Wagstaff

I'll find easier prey.

Wagstaff

I've frightened it away!

Spider
Wagstaff

I've no desire to pursue it.

Spider Warrior
Wagstaff

Emitting a psychokinetic energy.

Abigail's Flower
Wagstaff

Requires a sacrifice for a reactant.

Abigail's Flower
Wagstaff

The energy cannot be contained.

Abigail's Flower
Wagstaff

Appears dormant.

Abigail's Flower
Wagstaff

Not in full bloom just yet.

Abigail's Flower
Wagstaff

What psychokinetic force is keeping it afloat?

Abigail's Flower
Wagstaff

A puzzle! Let's hope it's a good one!

Accomploshrine
Wagstaff

The possessed topiaries are immensely protective of these.

Birchnut