Words of the Constant

Wagstaff

Everything in this world grows shockingly quickly.

Birchnut
Wagstaff

Cooking this has no doubt angered those possessed trees.

Roasted Birchnut
Wagstaff

A recently departed carnivorous plant.

Snaptooth Flytrap
Wagstaff

I've never seen a carnivorous plant reach such an illustrious size.

Snaptooth Flytrap
Wagstaff

A shame. It's much more interesting when it's awake.

Snaptooth Flytrap
Wagstaff

An inspired design! I must talk with the inventor!

Maxwell's Door
Wagstaff

Incredible. It's worn on the head, yet affects the whole body.

Sleek Hat
Wagstaff

Ah, refined metal. As good as any factory could produce.

Alloy
Wagstaff

Theoretically, consuming this has health benefits. But it only causes me pain.

Aloe
Wagstaff

Presumably some of its health benefits have been retained.

Cooked Aloe
Wagstaff

Fascinating! I've never seen one of those thriving in the wild before.

Aloe
Wagstaff

Evidence would suggest these will grow aloe.

Aloe Seeds
Wagstaff

Finally a way to experience what death is like!

Life Giving Amulet
Wagstaff

I must repair this machine!

Ancient Pseudoscience Station
Wagstaff

It reveals an entirely new branch of science!

Ancient Pseudoscience Station
Wagstaff

I must repair this machine!

Broken Ancient Pseudoscience Station
Wagstaff

It must be one of the ancients! I must get a closer look!

Ancient Herald
Wagstaff

A wonderful automaton of ancient technology brought back to life!

Large Iron Hulk
Wagstaff

A fragment from that magnificent apocalyptic being! Everything I could've hoped for!

Dark Tatters
Wagstaff

Fascinating! What will transpire once it is all assembled?

Large Iron Hulk
Wagstaff

The metacarpus of an automaton. I must find the rest!

Iron Hulk
Wagstaff

Who built this beautiful cranium? I have many questions!

Iron Hulk
Wagstaff

A leg! A beautiful mechanical leg!

Iron Hulk
Wagstaff

The carapace of a beautiful automaton!

Iron Hulk
Wagstaff

An outstanding resource for dark fuel conduits.

Ancient Statue
Wagstaff

Fascinating! There must be others.

Animal Track
Wagstaff

Theoretically, it automatically performs the enzymatic activity required to make honey.

Honey Chest
Wagstaff

A pentagonal nursery for hexapod invertebrates.

Antcomb Home
Wagstaff

Similar to the many hexapod invertebrate nests I've observed. But bigger.

Mant Hill
Wagstaff

A tincture of antibodies.

Anti Venom
Wagstaff

A bird whistle that appears to call an exceedingly large bird.

Bird Whistle
Wagstaff

This model appears to deter the exceedingly large bird.

Nightmarish Bird Whistle
Wagstaff

I wonder if they have funeral rites.

Wagstaff

Wonderful! A war-based society consisting of humanoid hexapod invertebrates!

Wagstaff

Oh! I can scrutinize him more closely now.

Wagstaff

Fascinating! An infantry class of humanoid hexapod invertebrates!

Mant Warrior
Wagstaff

Fascinating! They appear to hatch with a predisposition to violence.

Mant Warrior Egg
Wagstaff

Evidently it masks my human scent as well.

Mant Mask
Wagstaff

Fascinatingly vicious! She deserves more study.

Queen Womant
Wagstaff

Evidence would suggest it's a room of some importance.

Queen Womant Chambers
Wagstaff

Theoretically, the queen would be sitting on a reserve of valuables.

Stalacmite Throne
Wagstaff

What a wonderful way to infiltrate a suspicious society.

Mant Suit
Wagstaff

Outstanding! They appear to be using honey as a fuel!

Lamp
Wagstaff

Wonderful! I wonder if I could make the world end sooner.

Aporkalypse Calendar
Wagstaff

Defensive clothing constructed from contentious cactus projectiles.

Cactus Armor
Wagstaff

Is it made of asbestos?

Scalemail
Wagstaff

Approximately a 1 on the Mohs Scale.

Grass Suit
Wagstaff

Has considerably more weight when it is worn.

Limestone Suit
Wagstaff

Its weight increases when worn, but not when carried. Fascinating!

Marble Suit
Wagstaff

The reptilian heart and obsidian have imbued it with incendiary properties.

Obsidian Armor