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Survivor

SEEDS CAN'ST GROW'DED FOODS

'TIS A PINCHY BUG

HIDE NAUGHT FROM WILBA!

WHEREFORE ART PINCHY BUGS?

'TIS A BOX

'TIS A WHITE-EYED MONSTER

'TIS A LITTLE BLACK BIRDY

WILBA HATH BIRDY FRIEND

ENTER WILBA

'TIS GRASS

SWORD O' THE FISHIES

Cutlass Supreme

CAVE ROT BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD TASTE AS SWEET

DOST UNSTUFF'DED MINE SNOUTS

'TIS REEDS

LITTLE STONES MAKETH BIGGER STONES

'TIS DEADLY

'TIS DEAD

'TIS FWOOSHING

FWOOSH'D TREE

'TIS CHOPT

'TIS A TREE

'TIS EYEBALL TREE!

IT DOTH SMELLETH RANK

Beefalo Mounting

IT DOTH OFFEND'D MINE NOSE

Tasteful Fish Mounting

HATH THE FLYING RATS WITHIN

'TIS STRONG

Unimportant Rock Pillar

'TIS CHAIR O' THE TWO PIGGIES

'TIS CHAIR

'TIS CHAIR O' THE CORNER

'TIS CHAIR O' THE HOOFS

'TIS CHAIR O' THE HORN-BEASTIES

'TIS CHAIR O' THE LAZINESS

'TIS CHAIR O' THE ROGUES

'TIS CHAIR FOR MINE HOOFS

'TIS CHAIR O' THE TOPSY-TURVY

'TIS CHAIR O' THE COMFY BUMS

'TIS CHAIR O' TWO PIGGIES

'TIS LAMP O' THE TWO ROSES

Dual Embroidered Lamp

'TIS TWO LAMPS O' THE STRINGY BITS

Dual Fringes Lamp

'TIS TWO LAMPS O' FUNNY HATS

Dual Upturn Lamp

'TIS LAMP O' CHANGING PARTS

Adjustable Lamp

'TIS LAMP O' BLACK

'TIS LAMP O' THE FIRE HAZARD

Candelabra Lamp

'TIS LAMP O' THE FLOWERS

'TIS LAMP O' SHINY BITS

'TIS LAMP O' THE DROOPY

Downbridge Lamp

YON LAMP DOST MISSING STUFFS

'TIS LAMP O' THE FANCY

Elizabethan Lamp

'TIS LAMP O' THE STRINGY BITS

'TIS LAMP O' THE BREAKY BITS