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Survivor

WILBA NAUGHT SMOKE

'TIS NAUGHT ART

'TIS UNPIG

'TIS A ROUND THING

'TIS STRONG ENOUGH

Planed Wood Column

'TIS STRONG ENOUGH

'TIS A WORTHY DEED

Deed of Home Ownership

'TIS EVIL-EYED BEASTIE

EYE PLUCK'D FROM HEAD O' BEASTIE

Deerclops Eyeball

'TIS DIED'D

Deflated Balloon

'TIS DIED'D

NOW WILBA TAKE ARMS AGAINST A SEA OF RUBBLE

Demolition Permit

'TIS DEAD

'TIS DEAD

'TIS BROK'DEN

IT GONE'TH

WHEREFORE ART THAT?

NAY, WILBA LIKETH NAUGHT

'TIS DIRT

Suspicious Dirt Pile

WILBA CAN'ST BEAT-ETH NASTY TRICKY TRAPS NOW

Disarming Tools

A MERRY VISAGE

IT QUIETLY BUZZ-ETH

'TIS BUZZING BOX

SOUND AND FURY!

IT MAKETH LOUD NOISES

IT MAKETH MORE NOISES

WHATFORE ART THIS?

Divining Rod Holder

'TIS LOCKED

Divining Rod Holder

WILBA MAKETH IT WORK!

Divining Rod Holder

'TIS BUZZY STICK THING

Divining Rod Holder

IN-FIN-ITE JEST

HATH TWICE THE FANCIES!

'TIS BIRD O' DOYNESS

TINY BIRD O' DOYNESS

DOYNESS LURKS WITHIN

FWOOSH'DED EGG O' DOYNESS

Fried Doydoy Egg

'TIS CRACK'DED!!

Cracked Doydoy Egg

FOWL HATH NO FEATHERS

'TIS A NEST O' DOYNESS

WILBA WANTS SLAYETH DRAGON!

WILBA STUFF NAUGHT FWOOSH HENCE

'TIS FRUIT FULL O' DRAGON?

WILBA EATETH WARM GOO FRUITS

Prepared Dragon Fruit

WILBA SHALL PUT IN PLOP FORTHWITH

Dragon Fruit Seeds

WILBA EATS

IT STOP'TH FWOOSHINGS

IT HATH FWOOSH SPIT!

COME NOT 'TWEEN THE DRAGOON AND ITS WEIGHTS

CONTAINETH BABY FWOOSH SPITTER

'TIS A VANQUISH'D HEART