Words of the Constant

Wagstaff

Curious. It looks remarkably like a pig bottom.

Pig Skin?
Wagstaff

Facial hair that can be used for the manufacturing of belongings.

Beard Hair
Wagstaff

Fascinating! What do you suppose it's so angry about?

Bearger
Wagstaff

Appetite suppressing winter apparel! Astonishing!

Hibearnation Vest
Wagstaff

An effective thermal wave insulator.

Thick Fur
Wagstaff

Preposterously effective at inducing lethargy.

Fur Roll
Wagstaff

The aroma of sweet hay is having a lethargic effect.

Straw Roll
Wagstaff

I am oddly intrigued by its sadistic nature.

Bee
Wagstaff

Performing an absolutely captivating waggle dance.

Bee
Wagstaff

Where have the bees gone to?

Bee Box
Wagstaff

Those bugs have produced a good deal of honey!

Bee Box
Wagstaff

A factory for industrious insects.

Bee Box
Wagstaff

Currently empty. I shall have to rectify that.

Bee Box
Wagstaff

Contains insects with a penchant for work!

Bee Box
Wagstaff

The process is not yet complete.

Bee Box
Wagstaff

Its behavior has grown more docile over time.

Beefalo
Wagstaff

It likes me! And I, it.

Beefalo
Wagstaff

What compelling eyes!

Beefalo
Wagstaff

Fascinating! Its hair is already rapidly growing back.

Beefalo
Wagstaff

Displaying a compelling array of aggressive behavior.

Beefalo
Wagstaff

Docility has a direct relation to nourishment in these creatures.

Beefalo
Wagstaff

In theory, I should be able to ride this one.

Beefalo
Wagstaff

Now would be the ideal time to shear it.

Beefalo
Wagstaff

A captivating cap for cattle camouflage. And it keeps me warm!

Beefalo Hat
Wagstaff

Radiating a musty smell.

Beefalo Wool
Wagstaff

Its translucent mesh allows for closer contact.

Beekeeper Hat
Wagstaff

It vibrates with activity.

Beehive
Wagstaff

An absolute revelation agrarian warfare.

Bee Mine
Wagstaff

Inspired brutality!

Maxwell's Mosquito Trap
Wagstaff

Refined byproduct of honey production.

Beeswax
Wagstaff

It oscillates at an unusual wavelength.

Old Bell
Wagstaff

Inspired! Absolutely inspired!

Wagstaff

A stimulating device. Does it work on electrostatic energy?

Electric Isosceles
Wagstaff

Oh no. I couldn't possibly eat these.

Berries
Wagstaff

In theory I can digest this mush of fruit.

Roasted Berries
Wagstaff

If my theory is correct, the bush requires some cultivation.

Berry Bush
Wagstaff

I detect a slight smell of primrose.

Berry Bush
Wagstaff

Fortuitously, those fruit germinates quickly here.

Berry Bush
Wagstaff

These bushes are susceptible to this exceptional heat.

Berry Bush
Wagstaff

I detect a slight smell of primrose.

Berry Bush
Wagstaff

I detect a slight smell of primrose.

Berry Bush
Wagstaff

Presumably this catches bigger fish.

Wagstaff

It must be infatuated with the soundwaves of a particular frequency.

Biiigfoot
Wagstaff

Dead. But rigor mortis has yet to set in.

Platapine
Wagstaff

Incredible! It's spinning at subsonic speeds!

Platapine
Wagstaff

Theoretically, all that spinning has tuckered him out.

Platapine
Wagstaff

Surprisingly hardy. Theoretically, it could be used as a tool.

Platapine Quill
Wagstaff

An intriguing instance of chemiluminescence. And a tiny one at that!

Bioluminescence
Wagstaff

I'd love to chat, but it's extraordinarily angry.

Birchnutter
Wagstaff

A predictable result of starvation.

Birdcage