Words of the Constant

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I should break that. For science.

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It's brittle.

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Provides some light in an otherwise dark existence.

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Looks scientifically apocalyptic.

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The best defense is a good offense.

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Hot mail!

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I hope there are no bugs in this.

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I'm sure this will hold up great!

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This looks really heavy.

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I'm a genius.

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It's oddly light.

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Arts and crafts!

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A soggy, sustaining, succulent suit.

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It sticks to my back.

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Ha ha! Take that nightmares!

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That is a perfectly reasonable piece of clothing.

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The best offense is a good defense.

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Keeps me afloat, without my boat!

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Science says I'm safe in here.

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Wearing this makes me feel safe and insecure.

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How fashionable!

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Yeesh. This is kinda creepy.

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The wind doesn't stand a chance!

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That is one durable boat.

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All that's left after the fire has done its job.

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The eyebone was consumed by fire in the teleportation!

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The flower was consumed by fire in the teleportation!

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There's a perfectly scientific explanation for that.

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A vegetable.

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Smells like it tastes.

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Science says it's good for me.

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I should pick those!

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It's asparagus seeds.

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It's my trusty axe.

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Awwww. So cute!

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Smaller, but just as smelly.

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You could fit a whole lot of science in there.

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The perfect breakfast for a man of science.

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It's a tiny little hammer.

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Such a round, rubbery fellow.

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The place where the ballphins roost.

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Maybe I can bamboozle my enemies with this?

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Bye bye, bamboo.

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I feel like I could have prevented that.

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Take that, nature!

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Looks pretty sturdy.

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No, not brain freeze! I need that for science!

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Seems sterile enough.

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A shadowy chapeau.

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A map to where that thief hid all his treasure!