Words of the Constant

Wagstaff

I do hope I can digest this without consequences.

Cooked Banana
Wagstaff

Astonishing! Truly fascinating!

Cave Banana Tree
Wagstaff

There is something strange about that rock.

Wagstaff

I'm strangely compelled to wait until later.

Sinkhole
Wagstaff

Its dark dampness intrigues me.

Sinkhole
Wagstaff

Aha! I'm certain this will lead to knowledge.

Wagstaff

It's far too interesting down here to leave.

Rope
Wagstaff

Onwards and upwards!

Rope
Wagstaff

An egress to the outside world.

Stone Plug
Wagstaff

Rudimentary plant life.

Fern
Wagstaff

I hypothesize it will have an interesting reaction with the caves' entrance.

Seed of Ruin
Wagstaff

Where did I get that glass jar? Curious...

Caviar
Wagstaff

Curious. Where did the lime come from?

Ceviche
Wagstaff

The result of pyrolysis.

Charcoal
Wagstaff

Outstanding! Look at that machinery!

Broken Clockworks
Wagstaff

The cogwheels are quite precise!

Broken Clockworks
Wagstaff

I've never seen such inspired work!

Broken Clockworks
Wagstaff

An animal with nine stomachs! And capable of such regurgitation.

Chester
Wagstaff

Quite alluring. Especially to my furry companion.

Eye Bone
Wagstaff

It's been dormant since the death of my furry companion.

Eye Bone
Wagstaff

Cadaverous.

Chicken
Wagstaff

How could such an hilariously inept creature continue to thrive?

Chicken
Wagstaff

Dormant.

Chicken
Wagstaff

Ah ha! I have achieved efficient combustion!

Chiminea
Wagstaff

Wonderful! The exoskeleton of a deceased insect!

Chitin
Wagstaff

I have deduced that it's looking for food.

Wagstaff

Such incredible destructive power!

Executive Hammer
Wagstaff

How wonderful! Does it run on direct current or alternating current?

Lamp Post
Wagstaff

Presumably they've turned it off to conserve the bulb.

Lamp Post
Wagstaff

An invaluable source of a hydrophobic substance.

Claw Palm Tree
Wagstaff

Evidence would suggest it wouldn't survive in the wild.

Claw Palm Sapling
Wagstaff

Clippings of a perennial plant which provide evidence I have performed a service.

Clippings
Wagstaff

Based its malleability and texture, this will make me go fast!

Cloth Sail
Wagstaff

Hoohoo! I cannot wait to see it explode!

Coconade
Wagstaff

An inspired combination of gunpowder and hard round fruit.

Coconade
Wagstaff

It must be cloven to get to the meat.

Coconut
Wagstaff

Presumably, it has a rapid growth rate.

Coconut
Wagstaff

Ah! Roasted coconut. I enjoy its effects on my taste receptors.

Roasted Coconut
Wagstaff

I cannot eat it, but I can admire its concave curve.

Halved Coconut
Wagstaff

Interesting. Caffeinated beverages have a heightened effect here.

Coffee
Wagstaff

I will need to roast it before I can consume it without ill effect.

Coffee Beans
Wagstaff

Has an ephemeral effect on my adrenal gland.

Roasted Coffee Beans
Wagstaff

An exhilarating design. I would love to see it at work!

Wagstaff

I can reasonably deduce that it needs fertilization.

Coffee Plant
Wagstaff

Fascinating! It's immune to the effects of combustion!

Coffee Plant
Wagstaff

Theoretically, it will grow back.

Coffee Plant
Wagstaff

Theoretically, it's too hot out.

Coffee Plant
Wagstaff

Nearing the end of its current fuel.

Endothermic Fire
Wagstaff

An endothermic nitre fire! Quite fascinating!

Endothermic Fire
Wagstaff

Emitting endothermic waves at an alarming rate!

Endothermic Fire