Words of the Constant
I do hope I can digest this without consequences.
Astonishing! Truly fascinating!
There is something strange about that rock.
I'm strangely compelled to wait until later.
Its dark dampness intrigues me.
Aha! I'm certain this will lead to knowledge.
It's far too interesting down here to leave.
Onwards and upwards!
An egress to the outside world.
Rudimentary plant life.
I hypothesize it will have an interesting reaction with the caves' entrance.
Where did I get that glass jar? Curious...
Curious. Where did the lime come from?
The result of pyrolysis.
Outstanding! Look at that machinery!
The cogwheels are quite precise!
I've never seen such inspired work!
An animal with nine stomachs! And capable of such regurgitation.
Quite alluring. Especially to my furry companion.
It's been dormant since the death of my furry companion.
Cadaverous.
How could such an hilariously inept creature continue to thrive?
Dormant.
Ah ha! I have achieved efficient combustion!
Wonderful! The exoskeleton of a deceased insect!
I have deduced that it's looking for food.
Such incredible destructive power!
How wonderful! Does it run on direct current or alternating current?
Presumably they've turned it off to conserve the bulb.
An invaluable source of a hydrophobic substance.
Evidence would suggest it wouldn't survive in the wild.
Clippings of a perennial plant which provide evidence I have performed a service.
Based its malleability and texture, this will make me go fast!
Hoohoo! I cannot wait to see it explode!
An inspired combination of gunpowder and hard round fruit.
It must be cloven to get to the meat.
Presumably, it has a rapid growth rate.
Ah! Roasted coconut. I enjoy its effects on my taste receptors.
I cannot eat it, but I can admire its concave curve.
Interesting. Caffeinated beverages have a heightened effect here.
I will need to roast it before I can consume it without ill effect.
Has an ephemeral effect on my adrenal gland.
An exhilarating design. I would love to see it at work!
I can reasonably deduce that it needs fertilization.
Fascinating! It's immune to the effects of combustion!
Theoretically, it will grow back.
Theoretically, it's too hot out.
Nearing the end of its current fuel.
An endothermic nitre fire! Quite fascinating!
Emitting endothermic waves at an alarming rate!