Words of the Constant
How am I supposed to see what I want to burn?
Why would I want to wear a frog on my head?
Good for nothing except burning.
These would be better if they worked.
It won't light trees on fire, but at least it's shiny.
I don't want to scuff it up.
It won't light rocks on fire, but at least it's shiny.
It won't light the ground on fire, but at least it's shiny.
It won't make flaming pits, but at least it's shiny.
Where am I going to spend this.
You mean I have to do work?
It's probably not worth much.
So snuggly!
Ugh, vines!
It needs poop.
Fire! Wooo!
It's a flammable tuft of grass.
Grass stubble is kind of useless.
Nice and dry, ready to burn!
I win.
This grass is tough!
Not tough enough!
Pretty as can be!
This doesn't need to be watered.
I feel my mind open when I wear it.
This one feels really light.
It won't start a fire but I guess it's still useful.
Boring!
I changed it with fire!
Stupid mushroom.
Hey! You! Get up here!
Maybe it will return some day.
Holy moley, that's tasty!
It burns like normal poop.
Little chewier than most cakes.
Oooooooooh! Shiny!
Ugh, just melt already.
Weapons are only good if they're twice your size.
Pleased to meat you!
I prefer sharp implements.
Ugh, vines!
I like the crunchy part.
Just need something to throw it at.
I wonder if it'd burn as nicely as actual flowers do.
It burns! But, where's the fire?
It's stone cold.
Frozen solid.
A fire would liven this thing up!
Look at how it glows!
No flame, no real heat... what fun is that?