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Goodnight little food stealer.

Wolfgang does not fear poison! But will take just in case!

Hairless puppy is yellow!

Yellow Crocodog

Cowardly hole!

Look like smartypants brain.

Ha ha ha! I cook brain! Not so smart now.

Sliced Pomegranate

Is piece of brain?

Pomegranate Seeds

Is all wet.

Plant is so small! Is funny to me.

Smelly!

Is fun flying machines.

Is fun flying machines.

Is ghost?

Is broken.

Deflated Balloon

It fall from sky.

Is useless.

Wolfgang could carry it but doesn't want to.

Wolfgang leave it there.

Monogrammed Luggage

Is nothing to Wolfgang.

Monogrammed Luggage

Wolfgang doesn't like his chances.

Malfunctioning Novelty Ride

It makes me happy.

Is made of nothings!

Does not look like even match for me.

Home of tiny monkey men.

Wolfgang go in.

Stay still so Wolfgang can fight you!

Wolfgang conquer mighty beast!

Petrifying Bones

Wolfgang stay young forever.

Fountain of Youth

Wolfgang is stronger.

Teetering Pillar

Is mighty skull. Wolfgang is mightier.

Is funny rock.

Ominous Carving

Is big as head of weakling man! Not Wolfgang head.

Is tasty cookie.

Pumpkin Cookies

I cook your head, puny man! I am strongest Wolfgang.

Now is actual head! Wolfgang afraid!

Pumpkin Lantern

This grow food size of wimpy head.

This amulet... it frightens Wolfgang.

Nightmare Amulet

Prettier rock.

Wolfgang is very proud of bird souvenir!

Wolfgang will punch bottom of ocean.

SMASH!

Tiny rabbit! Hide from me!

He is my friend.

You can not hide forever, jumping meat!

Is busy time in rabbit home.

Nomming is over.

I hear nomming inside.

Is stomped.

Wolfgang will stomp bad beetle!

Hehe. Is funny mustache.