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Survivor

That rock ain't going to move.

Yep. That's a nice breeze.

Oscillating Fan

Who taught that rat to fly?

A mouse with wings?

Full of the little critters!

It's a little batty.

Gross!

Gross! And tasty! So confusing!

Cooked Batilisk Wing

I'm sure I could use this for something.

My hair's not that colour. Not my beard, anyway.

That's a big bear!

Now this is some proper winter gear.

Hibearnation Vest

It's as thick as my head!

I love camping.

I slept on worse back at the lumber camp.

She's making the flowers grow.

Now what do I do with it?

No, not the bees!

Maple syrup substitute!

Buzzers!

I'm getting hungry just looking at it.

Maple syrup substitute!

I could get more if I waited.

I like this one's attitude.

I think he likes me.

He smells like a sod house.

Cheer up, eh?

Why so glum, chum?

You're almost as big as a moose!

I'm sorry, want to go for a ride?

He's catching some zeds.

Now I'm the king of the beefalo!

It feels like my beard.

That'll keep the bees out of my eyes.

They're all comfy-cozy in there.

I don't know if the bees like this.

Hey! That's just mean!

Maxwell's Mosquito Trap

Yeesh, that's waxy.

I'm amazed it makes such a crisp sound.

I'm not one for book learning.

Kinda spooky, eh?

Electric Isosceles

I have a heartier appetite than that.

Tastes like warm berries.

Roasted Berries

It needs a good poopin'.

Saskatoon berries?

No berries left!

It's perished from the heat, eh?

Walk tall and carry a big rod.

Watch where you're stepping!

Well that's too bad.