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Survivor

Doesn't he get dizzy?

We should let him sleep.

What'aya think this is for?

Platapine Quill

Just like the Northern Lights.

Bioluminescence

I'll chop you too!

I'm sorry. I failed you.

Where I try to make birds reform their evil ways.

I'll get you something to eat soon, buddy.

Think aboot what you've done, bird!

That's starting to smell.

They look so innocent when they dream.

He's got a hankering for some poutine!

I'll show those birds yet!

There's a bird in there thinking evil bird thoughts.

Well, at least it never became a bird.

It's been a while since my last confession.

Clockwork Bishop

Hey now!

I can see the internal workings!

Hearty.

This seems a bit aggressive.

Eye'll get you!

Let's see what my huge lungs can do with this!

Aim for a main vein, eh?

I can make my escape if I use this!

Quit your blubbering.

It's not very flattering.

Now I can keep my beverages frosty.

It's very cold.

I'm not one for book learning.

That's not meat.

That's not meat.

Cooked Blue Cap

I can never remember which ones you can eat.

I'll come back later.

Well, that's over.

Yeesh. Bit of overkill.

So smooth. You can really see the grain.

Must have hit a Nor'easter.

This'll blow'em up real good!

Patch'er up, eh?

Boat Repair Kit

It's a boat light.

I can go night fishing.

I wish I knew how to make bread.

Freeze you colder than winter in Winnipeg.

Sticks to your ribs.

I already know more than I want to aboot those things.

Birds of the World

I know better than to mess with that, eh.

The End is Nigh!

Does it grow trees?

Applied Horticulture

That there ain't right.

Joy of Volcanology

The perfect book for a full moon.

Sleepytime Stories

They don't have tentacles in Canada.