Words of the Constant

Wagstaff

Refracted lenses polished to a specific curvature so I can see better.

Spectoggles
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Tiny spheres of static energy make a marvelous flaming projectile.

Fryfocals
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Fascinating! Gold has much more durable properties here.

Luxury Axe
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Gold is so plentiful here I can use it in household tools.

Luxury Machete
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Strange, the gold makes it more durable, not less.

Opulent Pickaxe
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The malleability of gold is different here than at home.

Snazzy Pitchfork
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Strangely more durable than its stone counterpart.

Regal Shovel
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Oddly more common here than lead or copper.

Gold Nugget
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I do hope the holes were meant to be there.

Gold Pan
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Evidently, it's the preferred sustenance of those long nosed quadrupeds.

Gold Dust
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Holds a strange connection to the elements.

Down Feather
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Kleptomaniac vegetation. How wonderful!

Hanging Vine
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I deduce it requires fertilization.

Grass
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An alluring example of thermodynamics.

Grass
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Has an unusually strong tensile strength.

Grass
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Luckily the growth rate here is extraordinarily rapid.

Grass
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Presumably it's the heat that is causing it to wither.

Grass
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Evidently, grass here has the same flammability qualities as at home.

Tall Grass
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The obstinacy of this grass requires something sharper than my hands.

Tall Grass
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Previously experience suggests this will grow back.

Tall Grass
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Its translucency provides little protection.

Pretty Parasol
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I can reasonably presume this is a type of grass.

Grass
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A facilitator for the breaking of the laws of conservation!

Construction Amulet
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Geometric optics at work.

Green Gem
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The stone must act as a conduit for the dark energy.

Deconstruction Staff
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Raw fungus is not something my stomach can process.

Green Cap
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I deduce the cooking has made it more digestible.

Cooked Green Cap
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I will have to cook it to take advantage of its medicinal properties.

Green Mushroom
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A sure sign the ground is saturated with water.

Green Mushroom
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An influx of rain will cause it to grow again.

Green Mushroom
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Those underground mammal snouts make for a tasty treat!

Guacamole
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Those bats produce a curiously large mound of dung for such small creatures.

Guano
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Its rubbery texture reminds me of the desserts of my youth!

Gummy Cake
Wagstaff

An ingenious invention. Capable of much destruction.

Gunpowder
Wagstaff

Let's see if I can find a purpose for this precipitation.

Hail
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A marvelously versatile instrument capable of causing incredible harm!

Halberd
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Remarkably destructive yet still susceptible to food spoilage.

Ham Bat
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For use on inanimate objects. Akin to a dissection scalpel.

Hammer
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Kleptomaniac vegetation. How wonderful!

Hanging Vine
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Who knew insect carapaces could be so tasty?!

Hard Shell Tacos
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An exceedingly effective throwing weapon.

Harpoon
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The flowers have fused into a pattern! Fascinating!

Floral Shirt
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A panacea of spider venom.

Healing Salve
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Helpfully, its temperature change is linked with a chromatic one.

Thermal Stone
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It has absorbed the sub-zero ambient temperature.

Thermal Stone
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Fascinating! This stone able to store thermal energy.

Thermal Stone
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Its thermal energy emissions warm the recesses of my viscera.

Thermal Stone
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Giving off thermal energy.

Thermal Stone
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Ah! Nothing more invigorating than watching an object combust!

Hedge
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Soon to be airborne particulate.

Hedge