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Survivor

You'll pay for your crimes, crow!

That's a door, eh.

I think I might be allergic to this.

That's a pretty neat little cutter, eh?

Cutlass Supreme

Yum! Tastes woody!

It has a smell to it.

Want to hear my loon call?

Part of the Canadian shield.

That doesn't smell quite right, eh.

Sorry, guy.

Nooo! I could have chopped it!

What a waste.

Ahhhh!

It's calling to me!

You're due for a chopping.

A beaut.

Beefalo Mounting

Yep. That's a whopper.

Tasteful Fish Mounting

Smells worse than my long underwear in there.

If that were a tree I could chop it.

Unimportant Rock Pillar

For when company comes over.

Well that's a pretty chair.

A big arm chair for two to curl up in.

I can put my feet up.

Just a chair, eh?

That's a chair, eh?

I wouldn't trust that.

I can put my feet up.

A rocking chair for someone who likes to rock.

There's no wood in that.

Looks cozy.

Yep. That's a lamp.

Dual Embroidered Lamp

Yep. That's a lamp.

Dual Fringes Lamp

Yep. That's a lamp.

Dual Upturn Lamp

Yep. That's a lamp.

Adjustable Lamp

Yep. That's a lamp.

Yep. That's a lamp.

Candelabra Lamp

Yep. That's a lamp.

Yep. That's a lamp.

Yep. That's a lamp.

Downbridge Lamp

Yep. That's a lamp.

Yep. That's a lamp.

Elizabethan Lamp

Yep. That's a lamp.

Yep. That's a lamp.

Yep. That's a lamp.

Yep. That's a lamp.

Yep. That's a lamp.

Yep. That's a lamp.

Right Angle Lamp

Yep. That's a lamp.

Yep. That's a lamp.

Stainglass Lamp

Yep. That's a lamp.