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Survivor

I've seen nicer chairs.

Nightmare Throne

Pretty dead, eh?

Snaptooth Seedling

Look at them chompers.

Snaptooth Seedling

No need to wake it.

Snaptooth Seedling

Tastes like moose.

All the meats!

It's not back bacon, but it'll do.

Its usefulness has dried up.

That looks done.

This is like watching meat dry.

This is like watching meat dry... in the rain.

It's all set up. Just add meat.

It tastes like survival.

What foul sea did that crawl out of?

I don't know aboot that guy.

Amazingly, it smells even worse now.

Smells like a factory trawler.

Couldn't even build a fireproof house.

They're not the handiest.

I'd prefer a log cabin.

Fishermerm's Hut

Is someone trying to talk to me?

Message in a Bottle

What was in it?

It's a little cold.

Down deep in a coal mine.

I'm not used to the heat in this place!

Is there anything wood can't do?

What is this... some sort of sign?

Good, sturdy wood.

Another poor soul with a curse.

Ancient Guardian

That's a nice chest with horns, eh.

Large Ornate Chest

That's a nice horn, eh.

Guardian's Horn

It feels aboot rocks the way I feel aboot trees.

Want some rocks?

Dig, dig, dig.

Now featuring night-time chopping!

I bet it's just a pile of rocks inside.

Well then. That's a new one.

What're you smiling at?

Silly Monkey Ball

What a fine choice of building materials.

This is cat food!

Monster Lasagna

I'm not hungry enough for that.

I still don't want to eat it.

Isn't there anything else to eat?

Monster Tartare

It's uh, a moon rock.

Whatever it is, it's definitely Canadian.

Well, it lays eggs, apparently.

Moose Egg / Goose Egg

I hate it.

That'll take a pint out of me!

What do I do with this, eh?

Blood and guts, eh?