Words of the Constant
It be a hand cannon.
Good n' straight.
She's sturdy, if a lil smaller'n I be used ta.
Ready ta fire six pounders!
Never set sail wit'out'er.
Fer night sails.
Fer a torch on me boat, not fer torchin' me boat.
Bits o'bone.
'twill chill ye to tha bone.
Good fer th'scurvy.
This book means to bewitch the birds!
It'll spell me doom, mark me words!
Th'dirt's only good fer buryin' me treasure.
Devil magic thet summons demons from th'sky!
It'll put ye into a cursed slumber.
I've seen enough o'them ship sinkers to last me lifetime!
I prefer somethin' thet don't come back at me head.
Thet's one use fer a bottle.
A jelly ta rest upon me dainty head.
Argh! A mast with shark's teeth.
Tha heart o' the flower.
A rose in'a sea o' brambles.
Na' fer Woodleg's beard.
Keeps th'buggies outta me no teeth.
A land cannon fer th' wee buggies.
Full o' Woodleg's treas'res.
Ol' Woodlegs can bury 'is tre'sure in't.
Hop along ya floppy eared scallywag.
Buoy am me glad ta see ya.
Me favorite kind of buried thing!
Sticks t'yer pegs.
Legs'n th'makin'.
Fer blendin' in wit' th'landlubbers.
Thet's one way ta solve a knot.
Thet straightened ya out.
Ya look like a tangled pile o'riggin'.
Look whut churned up!
Pretty as a sunset o'er th'water.
All that pretty in me pocket.
Fibre gives ye wings.
I got me th'prettiest part.
Ye carrion-eatin' devil!
Ye have a sharp taste ye do.
Ye been freshly pricked. I mean picked.
Might put me eye out sniffin' ye.
Dry and prickly, but 'tis still meat.
Not bad when it ain't stickin' ye.
Them be fancy fish treats.
Th'fire needs ta be fed.
Anyone know a good sea shanty 'side me?