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Survivor

'Tis a wondrous treasure.

Keep yer flames away from Woodlegs, landlubber!

D'ya think 'tis full o'treasure?

Me feels a storm comin'.

Th'heart o'th'fearsome creature.

How uncouth! Woodlegs approves!

Meat treat for Woodlegs!

Hot meat fer supper.

Fried Drumstick

Me treasures!

Thet will be needin' some ground ta be useful.

Thet will be needin' some ground ta be useful.

Thet be mine fer th'takin'.

Viney Bush Root

Thet will be needin' some ground ta be useful.

Thet will be needin' some ground ta be useful.

Elephant Cactus

Thet will be needin' some ground ta be useful.

Thet will be needin' some ground ta be useful.

Be needin' some land.

Thet will be needin' some ground ta be useful.

Throw it o'erboard!

'tas been run through!

Cre'ture o' tha dung.

Too much o' the grog?

Th'foul stench follows ye.

Foul.

Argh! Sweet seawat'r could'na cleanse me now.

Thet does ney smell like food!

Cookin' it up don't make it better.

Extra Smelly Durian

Seeds, see?

Thet hat be makin' squeakin' sounds.

Rabbit Earmuffs

Ay! 'Tis me ol'earring!

One True Earring

Ye scalawag!

Grilled urchin!

She's a nice shade o'purple.

Look whut Woodlegs cooked.

Braised Eggplant

Seeds, see?

Woodlegs be wary.

Elephant Cactus

'Tis a dangerous plant!

Prickly Elephant Cactus

Th'fiendish plant is gatherin' its energy ta attack again!

Elephant Cactus Stump

A vessel'o th'sea, t'be sure.

Yer usefulness is running out.

Ye can't spread yer seeds now.

Yer earthly bonds run deep.

'Tis some fine ship buildin' material.

Thet tree be burnin'.

Lumpy Evergreen

Me won't be buildin' a ship from ye.

Lumpy Evergreen

Yer lookin' a bit short.

Lumpy Evergreen

Thet tree be lookin' lumpy.

Lumpy Evergreen

Ye'll keep an eye out fer ol'Woodlegs.

Aye sea ya.

'Tis a magical cannon.

Houndius Shootius