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Survivor

No pirate can make a better sandcastle than ol'Woodlegs!

Thar be a crazy lookin' rock.

Thet crazy rock be missin' pieces.

Th'wood burns.

Wee wood.

Thar be no more pickin' o'this one fer a spell.

Needs a splash o'rum.

Aye! 'Tis defeated!

A terible foe t'be sure.

Keelhaul tha'beast, while ye can!

Down th'hatch!

A rat wit'win's.

Ahoy, seafarer!

Me travels moist'ly hereout.

Me hears th'blue.

Sea trinket.

Tis' a pirate's lunch fer me!

Get's tangled in my rigging.

Cooking it don't make it food.

Roasted Seaweed

This s'pose ta pass fer jerky?

Gets tangled in me rigging.

Fine bit o' tha sea veg.

Thet needs a stokin'.

Buoyant Chiminea

Prote'tion frum th'waves.

Buoyant Chiminea

Burnin' bright, aye!

Buoyant Chiminea

Tis a wee bit low.

Buoyant Chiminea

Th'bitter cold'll not get Woodlegs, na!

Buoyant Chiminea

It be out... Like a light!

Buoyant Chiminea

Thar be near no wind in them sails!

Who'll take care'a ol'Sea Legs now?

Thet'll give Sea Legs a leg up! Harr!

Articles fer a guard o' my own.

Security Contract

Alas, not big enough to sail in.

Woodlegs ain't no landlubbin' farmer!

Plant 'em in me belly.

Get me a swab ta do me sewin'.

Back, beast!

Now Woodlegs gits ta bite ya back!

Don't ye look at me wit' those adorable eyes...

Th'kitties sharpen their claws here.

Here kitty-kitty?

Ye left yer rudder, devil!

Ye won't be breathin' through these namore!

Madness ta put th'devil's knives on me head.

Shark Tooth Crown

Sea devils!

A cutlass fer tha'bushes.

Fer the keepin' of me booty.

Adjustable Shelf

Fer the keepin' of me booty.

Fer th'keepin' o' me booty.

Basic Bookshelf

In need o' repairs.

Cinderblock Bookshelf