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Survivor

Me likes rocks whar I can see'em.

Me likes rocks whar I can see'em.

Me likes rocks whar I can see'em.

It broke up.

Glommer's Statue

Ugly statue.

Glommer's Statue

Yer missing ye head!

I'd know thet scallywag's face anywheres!

'Tis a'unforgettable luncheon.

Steamed Ham Sandwich

'Tis a wonder 't'is na rusted.

Bee dropped its bottom.

Heavier than m'anchor.

Not fit fer a captain. But makes fer a cool head.

Stuffed wit' whut?

Stuffed Eggplant

Back ye foul stink-shooters!

Some mateys luck ran out...

Mate o'reboard.

I'd throw ye a line if me had one.

Sunk and burnt. Thet's a whole lotta bad luck.

A captain worth his salt don't need this.

Fer a pirate's tyke.

Candles and water don't mix.

Bah! Hokum!

I already got one good boot.

Aye! Sunk'n treasure.

Eye see clear ta th'horizon!

'Could use wit less turf.

Fit fer a swab.

A tasty piece o'crumpet.

Sweet Potato Souffle

Me likes me potateys sweet!

Hot grub!

Cooked Sweet Potato

A different kind o'buried treasure.

Seeds be fer planting, an Woodlegs ain't no farmer.

Sweet Potato Seeds

Back ta th'depths with ye!

Swimming Horror

F'ncy pants lantern.

Barebones lantern.

'Tis a barebones lantern.

Metal Shade Lamp

Tiny torches.

Arrgh. Me pirate 'at be better'an that.

F'ncy pants lantern.

Hanging Floral Lamp

F'ncy pants lantern.

Blown Glass Bulb

F'ncy pants lantern.

Hanging Blooming Lamp

F'ncy pants lantern.

Cherry Lamp Shade

'Tis a barebones lantern'.

'Tis a barebones lantern.

Dual Rope Light

Arrgh. Me pirate 'at be better'an that.

Arrr ye'd like ta bury thet nose in ol'Woodlegs eh?

Sticks ta me no teeth.

Ye'd be a might less tall if I had me sabre wit' me!

When will th'cackler be hatchin'.

Me likes me tallbirdy yolk runny!

Fried Tallbird Egg