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Survivor

Aha! Now th'creepin' dread be in me own hands!

Me memory be spotty. Whut's this fer again?

Thar be slime!

Would make fer a slippery mast.

Thar be slime!

Thatch th'ticket!

Wonder whut this be worth?

Tastes a might goldy.

Thulecite Fragments

Fer makin' land waves.

Ye'll not b'shockin' me.

'Tis nature's treasure chest.

Not me piratin' 'at, but I'll take it.

I sees me future...

Leafy greens from high tide.

Reminds me o'me ol'first mate, Wildeye Weston.

Eye of the Tiger Shark

Come at me ye striped devil!

Even a dirty ol'pirate could use a dapper day.

Whut strange manner'o'tree b'this?

Intricate Topiary

Now I can spot treasure in th'dark!

Yer name wouldn't be Sam, would it?

I prefer sea snacks.

Whut be this?

Electrical Doodad

I prefer ta meet me foes head-on.

Best not t'get me legs caught in that.

I may be toothless, but this trap ain't.

I ain't fallin' fer thet.

Maxwell's Tooth Trap

Fer trawl'n around.

Yield yer haul!

Yer haul be mine soon.

Give up yer haul.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Aye, th' meaning o'life inna box.

Treach-sure!

Get oot o'me way!

Yarr, wit' those tree legs we're pract'ly kin!

Vessel i'th'makin'.

Great Leafy Stalk

Me thought this was just from th'stories!

Lost marbles.

My prayers arrr answered!

Second-hand Dentures

Ye quick-tongued box o'bolts!

Whut'n'th'whut?

Dessicated Tentacle

Sodey pop!

Me don't tangle wit' witchcraft.

Can't play a note.

A strange plate b'this.

Boot-y!

Me don't have a taste fer delicate antiquities.

Fer brain storms.

Brain Cloud Pill

If only it were real.

Wit' this me'll traverse th'seas!