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Survivor

'Tis a mockery o'th'mighty vessels o'th'sea!

Where be th'wine?

Wine Bottle Candle

Even if it weren't broken, me wouldn't be knowing whut ta do wit' it.

Broken AAC Device

Gord knows his way around a knot.

Red hatted devil!

This is no kind o'ship me knows.

Tiny Rocketship

Whut swab tied this knot?

Aye, th'newest gaming craze!

Bung be hard.

Hardened Rubber Bung

Me ain't picky 'bout matcheys.

Mismatched Buttons

Avast ye!

Woodlegs wish he wer'nt here.

Post Card of the Royal Palace

'Tis na'tha' hempen rope.

Can of Silly String

Tis a'hearty fish soup!

Tropical Bouillabaisse

Beat th'heat.

Aye, me favorite food!

Clothes from a nose!

Clothes from a nose!

Bin eatin' nastier noses than this.

Koalefant Trunk Steak

There be jewels and riches in this trunk?

Koalefant Trunk

There be jewels and riches in this trunk?

Winter Koalefant Trunk

A wee cannon fer ol' Woodleg's 'and.

'Tis too hardy fer an axe.

What can I make o' ye?

A fine meal fer a fine fellow.

Fried Blooming Tuber

Give ya a bout of scurvy that.

Not m'usual grub.

I like me weeds settin' still.

Fish inna can!

"Ballphin Free" Tuna

Methinks thar's a use fer this.

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Carpeted Flooring

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Checkered Flooring

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Stone Road Turf

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Dense Rainforest Turf

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Cultivated Turf

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Flat Stone Turf

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Me ain't no ground lubber.

Me ain't no ground lubber.