Words of the Constant

Wagstaff

An adamantine blade with exothermic properties.

Obsidian Machete
Wagstaff

An exothermic propellant launched via a hyperelastic material.

Obsidian Speargun
Wagstaff

I would very much like to talk to the maker of this bench.

Obsidian Workbench
Wagstaff

Theoretically, it contains the product of my negotiations.

Octo Chest
Wagstaff

Intriguing! That sleepy cephalopod wishes to engage in trade!

Yaarctopus
Wagstaff

Pig coinage of a single denomination.

Oinc
Wagstaff

The pigs appear to have set up an economy of sorts.

Tenpiece Oinc
Wagstaff

There appears to be a truffle engraved on the face of this coin!

Centapiece Oinc
Wagstaff

That wonderful dark fuel is augmenting the effectiveness of my playing.

One-man Band
Wagstaff

The dark fuel must be somehow manipulating electromagnetic forces.

The Lazy Forager
Wagstaff

Curious, prismatic shapes such as this never occur naturally.

Orange Gem
Wagstaff

Quite similar to my Telebrella but it uses that fascinating dark fuel!

The Lazy Explorer
Wagstaff

Intriguing. The internal expansion is not visible from the outside.

Forest Door
Wagstaff

A water dwelling bovine. And an excellent source of poop.

Water Beefalo
Wagstaff

The water resistant properties of the aquatic bound bovine have transfered to this headgear.

Horned Helmet
Wagstaff

Yet another instrument I would very much like to bring back with me.

Dripple Pipes
Wagstaff

Ah! An ivory incisor. Theoretically, I can find a use for it.

Horn
Wagstaff

The capacity of that bird's stomach defies the laws of physics!

Packim Baggims
Wagstaff

The skeleton of a fish with strangely attractive properties.

Fishbone
Wagstaff

Large leaf. Sizable fronds. Excellent for construction purposes.

Palm Leaf
Wagstaff

A rudimentary structure that will keep the rain away. In theory.

Palm Leaf Hut
Wagstaff

It provides a modicum of protection from the elements.

Tropical Parasol
Wagstaff

Ah. Thermal combustion at work.

Palm Tree
Wagstaff

It's been reduced to a pile of carbon.

Palm Tree
Wagstaff

I believe that was my work, but it's hard to say for sure.

Palm Tree
Wagstaff

Its fronds are quite large and could be made useful.

Palm Tree
Wagstaff

Its flammability has been proven without a shadow of a doubt.

Wagstaff

Presumably, it won't grow again.

Wagstaff

It's sending off strange electromagnetic waves.

Ornate Chest
Wagstaff

Proven to produce a somnolent song.

Pan Flute
Wagstaff

Evidently, it poops gold. Fascinating!

Pangolden
Wagstaff

This paper has interesting clothlike properties.

Papyrus
Wagstaff

A brightly colored bird, native to this region.

Parrot
Wagstaff

It has shuffled off the mortal coil.

Parrot
Wagstaff

Remarkable! Truly beautiful plumage!

Parrot
Wagstaff

Evidence would suggest it's had a prolonged squawk.

Parrot
Wagstaff

I suppose that bird is attracted to shiny objects. Interesting...

Wagstaff

Its vibrant feathers are a distraction to allow for more effective pilfering.

Peacock
Wagstaff

Evidently, it didn't see that coming.

Peagawk
Wagstaff

Curious. Can it see out of all of those ocular quills?

Peagawk
Wagstaff

Perhaps I can now pluck one of its ocular quills.

Peagawk
Wagstaff

Theoretically, there's an intact nervous system that keeps the eye moving.

Peagawk Plume
Wagstaff

Will I be able to see out of the eyes?

Peagawk Hat
Wagstaff

A refraction of ocular plumage.

Vibrant Peagawk Plume
Wagstaff

I'm experiencing the inescapable perception that I'm being watched.

Blinkbush
Wagstaff

Theoretically, it fits a lock somewhere.

Royal Gallery Key
Wagstaff

Expired.

Peep Hen
Wagstaff

Quite extreme dimorphism within this species.

Peep Hen
Wagstaff

Curious, does it ever dream of flying?

Peep Hen
Wagstaff

I can reasonably deduce that this belonged to someone. But to whom?

Peg Leg