Words of the Constant

Wagstaff

This pig society appears to have built a healthy political system.

Mayor Truffleston
Wagstaff

In theory, there are better places for him to sleep.

Mayor Truffleston
Wagstaff

A wonderful work ethic. He would fit in nicely in my factory.

Worker
Wagstaff

Why is he sleeping out here? Curious...

Worker
Wagstaff

Strangely excited to collect more sedimentary rocks.

Miner
Wagstaff

I presume he's earned his sleep.

Miner
Wagstaff

Appears educated, but reluctant to answer any of my many questions.

Wagstaff

Perhaps the result of somnambulistic wanderings.

Wagstaff

Evidence suggests he is responsible for the security of this town.

Royal Guard
Wagstaff

Presumably, he should not be sleeping on the job.

Royal Guard
Wagstaff

His gross muscular displacement and stature make him ideal for striking fear.

Wagstaff

He's currently displaced his bed.

Wagstaff

What a thoroughly creepy smile!

Shopkeep
Wagstaff

Evidence suggests she has lost her home.

Shopkeep
Wagstaff

Evidentally, he is as myopically challenged as me.

Wagstaff

Appears to be suffering from a lack of habitation.

Wagstaff

The rump of a humanoid pig with the properties of leather.

Pig Skin
Wagstaff

Based on the smell, I deduce this will be unpleasant.

Wagstaff

It appears to be unusually compelling to those aggressive humanoid pigs.

Pig Torch
Wagstaff

A gold based denomination of currency which has value to the pigs.

Sty Piece
Wagstaff

Those stones burn as well as wood does. Curious...

Watch Tower
Wagstaff

Ah. A stone fortification from which to defend.

Watch Tower
Wagstaff

It appears it was flammable.

Watch Tower
Wagstaff

A stone fortification from which to protect the aristocracy.

Watch Tower
Wagstaff

It says "light fires" in pig latin. But who could have written it?

Some strange pig scrawl
Wagstaff

Evidence would suggest this is the domicile of some kind of royalty.

Palace
Wagstaff

Are you a patron of the sciences by any chance?

Wagstaff

An elegant depiction of a giant vegetable.

Crumbling Carved Stone
Wagstaff

The scandent stems have taken over.

Vines
Wagstaff

I can reasonably deduce it will attempt to assassinate me.

Striking Statue
Wagstaff

Evidence would suggest it's a trap.

Striking Carving
Wagstaff

Theoretically, I will find numerous antiquities contained within those walls.

Ruinous Entrance
Wagstaff

This hanging vegetation will have to be pruned.

Ruinous Entrance
Wagstaff

Ah. Perhaps some history can be gleaned from within those walls.

Ruinous Entrance
Wagstaff

A subterranean labyrinth of knowledge.

Ruinous Entrance
Wagstaff

A subterranean labyrinth of knowledge.

Ruinous Entrance
Wagstaff

Appears to descend into some kind of ancient structure.

Ruinous Entrance
Wagstaff

A reasonable deduction would be to assume there are artifacts within.

Ruinous Entrance
Wagstaff

An egress through which I may enter the outside world.

Ruinous Entrance
Wagstaff

Not the way I came in. Interesting...

Ruinous Entrance
Wagstaff

An egress to the subterranean.

Ruinous Entrance
Wagstaff

Evidence would suggest he's an important figure in the pig's past.

Crumbling Visage
Wagstaff

Theoretically, it can be detached from its base.

Tempting Idol
Wagstaff

A stone representation of a jubilant pig.

Crumbling Icon
Wagstaff

Evidently, I'll need something to sever it from the base.

Eroding Totem
Wagstaff

A covert toggle which activates when pressure is applied to it.

Suspicious Stone
Wagstaff

A trap of some sort. I'm exceedingly curious to see it triggered.

Decorative Holes?
Wagstaff

Remnants of hidden lethal spears.

Busted Spear Trap
Wagstaff

Haha! An ambush of hidden spears! How murderously clever!

Nasty Spear Trap
Wagstaff

A remarkable device which will ignite on contact with a source of fuel.

Crumbling Brazier