Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A spinny spiny sort.

Platapine
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Good. It's sleeping.

Platapine
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's boring.

Platapine Quill
Wilson P. Higgsbury

These make a soothing glow.

Bioluminescence
Wilson P. Higgsbury

A mad little nut.

Birchnutter
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Maybe he's just resting?

Birdcage
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I should put a bird in it.

Birdcage
Wilson P. Higgsbury

He's looking a bit peckish.

Birdcage
Wilson P. Higgsbury

That's my bird!

Birdcage
Wilson P. Higgsbury

That bird is definitely deceased.

Birdcage
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Awwww, he's asleep.

Birdcage
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Have I not fed you in awhile?

Birdcage
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Gives me a net advantage!

Bird Trap
Wilson P. Higgsbury

A small, normal egg.

Egg
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Sunny side yum!

Cooked Egg
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Back off, preacherman!

Clockwork Bishop
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Ow!

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's falling apart!

Damaged Bishop
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Cooking that sure kept me bisque-y!

Bisque
Wilson P. Higgsbury

This seems fundamentally unsafe.

Fire Dart
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Eye see.

Eyeshot
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Good practice for my birthday cake!

Blow Dart
Wilson P. Higgsbury

The pointy end goes that way.

Poison Dart
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Just don't breathe in.

Sleep Dart
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Squishy.

Blubber
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Well, it's something.

Blubber Suit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Cool as ice!

Chilled Amulet
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It sparkles with cold energy.

Blue Gem
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's scientific!

Blueprint
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's weird and gooey.

Blue Cap
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's different now...

Cooked Blue Cap
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's a mushroom.

Blue Mushroom
Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's sleeping.

Blue Mushroom
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I wonder if it will come back?

Blue Mushroom
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Well, this will come in handy.

Blunderbuss
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Boards.

Boards
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Is that how I got here?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The only thing better than a boat is a boat with a cannon.

Boat Cannon
Wilson P. Higgsbury

This will add some float to my boat.

Boat Repair Kit
Wilson P. Higgsbury

This will do wonders for my night vision!

Boat Lantern
Wilson P. Higgsbury

This'll keep my hands free.

Boat Torch
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Bits of bone.

Bone Shards
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Sends shivers down my spine.

Pugalisk Wand
Wilson P. Higgsbury

A stew to put some meat on my bones.

Meaty Stew
Wilson P. Higgsbury

No point studying when I can just wing it.

Birds of the World
Wilson P. Higgsbury

The beginning was dull, but got better near the end.

The End is Nigh!
Wilson P. Higgsbury

I see no farm in reading that.

Applied Horticulture
Wilson P. Higgsbury

The foreword just says "hope you like dragoons."

Joy of Volcanology
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Strange, it's just 500 pages of telegraph codes.

Sleepytime Stories
Wilson P. Higgsbury

Someone'll get suckered into reading this.

On Tentacles