Words of the Constant

WX-78

I HATE PLANTS

Bramble Trap
WX-78

THIS WILL PUNCTURE MY ENEMIES' FEET

Tooth Trap
WX-78

TECHNOLOGY TURNED AGAINST ME

Maxwell's Tooth Trap
WX-78

USE IN BAD WEATHER FOR BEST RESULTS

Trawl Net
WX-78

IT APPEARS TO HAVE PERFORMED ITS TASK

Trawl Net
WX-78

IT IS ABOUT TO REACH MAXIMUM SATURATION POINT

Trawl Net
WX-78

IT WILL SINK WHEN IT REACHES ITS SATURATION POINT

Trawl Net
WX-78

STORAGE SIZE REDUCED TO ZERO

Chest
WX-78

EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT

Chest
WX-78

TREASURE CONTAINER

Treasure Chest
WX-78

CLUMP

WX-78

SENTIENT TREE VIGILANTE

Palm Treeguard
WX-78

IT IS LARGE AND MADE OF WOOD

Great Leafy Stalk
WX-78

AN ANCIENT KILLING TOOL. I LIKE IT

Trident
WX-78

THE MOST USELESS THING

Melty Marbles
WX-78

STOP SMILING. IT'S GROSS

Second-hand Dentures
WX-78

HIS NAME IS HAL. HE IS MY FRIEND.

Lying Robot
WX-78

ORGANICS FINDING NEW AND INTERESTING WAYS TO BE REPULSIVE

Dessicated Tentacle
WX-78

IS THIS A CONSUMABLE?

Orange Soda
WX-78

WHAT AN UGLY PLAYTHING

Voodoo Doll
WX-78

UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO BREAK

Ukulele
WX-78

HOW DID THIS GET HERE?

License Plate
WX-78

MINUS FOOT

Old Boot
WX-78

MINUS FLOWERS

Ancient Vase
WX-78

PROCESSOR STATUS REPORT: CLEAR SKIES

Brain Cloud Pill
WX-78

AN OBVIOUS COUNTERFEIT

Fake Kazoo
WX-78

I HAVE NO TROUBLE TAKING PRECISE MEASUREMENTS

Sextant
WX-78

THIS BOAT CONSTRUCTION IS PREPOSTEROUS

Toy Boat
WX-78

THIS VESSEL IS ODDLY SUITED TO FACILITATING ILLUMINATION

Wine Bottle Candle
WX-78

OF COURSE IT'S BROKEN, IT'S MISSING A DR356X001

Broken AAC Device
WX-78

WHOSE KNOT IS THIS? THAT'S A WELL-GORDED SECRET.

Gord's Knot
WX-78

I DON'T WANT IT

Gnome
WX-78

AN IMPRACTICAL HUMAN CHILD'S TOY

Tiny Rocketship
WX-78

UNSETTLING

Frazzled Wires
WX-78

A DEVICE FOR WASTING TIME

Ball and Cup
WX-78

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHERE THAT GOES

Hardened Rubber Bung
WX-78

THOSE DIDN'T COME FROM ME

Mismatched Buttons
WX-78

I DO NOT REQUIRE THIS

Queen Malfalfa
WX-78

WALLPAPER

Post Card of the Royal Palace
WX-78

'SILLY' DOES NOT COMPUTE

Can of Silly String
WX-78

THIS WILL FUEL MY SUPERIOR MECHANICAL BODY

Tropical Bouillabaisse
WX-78

DEFIES CONSERVATION OF ENERGY

Tropical Fan
WX-78

YOU ARE TROPICAL, AND A FISH

Tropical Fish
WX-78

TEMPERATURE CONTROL HOUSING

Breezy Vest
WX-78

IMPROVED TEMPERATURE CONTROL HOUSING

Puffy Vest
WX-78

MEAT RENDERED INACTIVE. EXCELLENT.

Koalefant Trunk Steak
WX-78

CABLE UNPLUGGED

Koalefant Trunk
WX-78

CABLE IS MORE DISGUSTING AND HAIRY THAN NORMAL

Winter Koalefant Trunk
WX-78

ALLOWS WIRELESS TRANSFER OF INJURY

Pew-matic Horn
WX-78

IT REQUIRES MORE THAN AN AXE

Tuber Tree