Words of the Constant
WX-78THE ORGANICS KEEP IT AS A REMINDER OF THEIR MORTALITY
WX-78WHY AUGMENT YOUR FLESHBODY WITH WOOD WHEN THERE'S METAL?
WX-78AN ANALOG KEY
WX-78A RIDICULOUS KEY
WX-78NOT A DRM KEY
WX-78EXTERNAL EXPANSION PORT
WX-78WARNING. LIFE DETECTED.
WX-78THAT PLANT SEEMS SUSPICIOUS
WX-78THREAT IMMINENT
WX-78I WANT TO STEP ON IT
WX-78THIS MEAT TUBE WILL SERVE MY PURPOSES
WX-78IT'S PATHETIC-LOOKING
WX-78MAGIC LIGHT BERRY.
WX-78THIS ONE CAME FROM A PLANT
WX-78THAT PLANT SEEMS SUSPICIOUS
WX-78INSUFFICIENT CAPTAINING
WX-78INCANDESCENCE AT 5200000000000000Hz
WX-78IT IS RATHER HEAVY.
WX-78THESE GEMS WORK WELL WITH STICKS.
WX-78NO LONGER FUNCTIONAL
WX-78HORSE UNIT LACKING LIMB MODULES
WX-78REGENERATING HORSE UNIT
WX-78ERROR... UNKNOWN
WX-78WARNING: CURIOSITY UNIT ACTIVATED
WX-78MY EYE UNITS ARE VASTLY SUPERIOR TO THIS TECHNOLOGY
WX-78OBJECT NEARING IGNITION POINT
WX-78INSUFFICIENT ILLUMINATION
WX-78HA. HA.
*A great inventor *Nearsighted *Delicate Stomach
*Loves surfing *Dries off quickly *Is a pretty chill gal
*Is an explorer *Loves his fortune *Picky eater
*Has a refined palate *Cooks in custom kitchenware *Brings a stylish chef pouch
*Excels in battle *Absorbs the power of fallen foes *Only eats meat
*Is dapper, but frail *Can split his mind into pieces *On a first-name basis with the night
*Is a monster *Can befriend spiders *Grows a silky smooth beard
*Is haunted by her twin sister *Feels comfortable in the dark *Doesn't hit very hard
*Can't talk *Has trouble staying alive *Practices balloonomancy
*Armed with an air horn *Has a knick knack for finding things *Travels lighter than most
*Knows many things *Self-publishes books *Can't sleep, hates spoilage
*Is royalty *Carries her father's legacy *Is afraid of the dark
*Can't talk *Slow as biped, but fast as quadruped *Is a monkey
*Immune to fire damage *Has a sweet lighter *Lights fires when nervous
*Grows a magnificent beard
*Grows stronger with a full belly *Is afraid of monsters and the dark
*Has a lovely axe *And a terrible secret *Is thankful for bountiful harvests
*Has a lovely axe *And a terrible secret *Celebrates Thanksgiving at the correct time
*Has a lovely axe *And a terrible secret *Celebrates Thanksgiving too early
*Can sniff out treasure *Captain of the "*Sea Legs" *Pirate
*Plants relate to him *Has a Green Thumb *Food fills his stomach, but not his heart