Words of the Constant

Make better food.

Crock Pot

Good for portage and tough as porridge.

Cork Bowl Canoe

Fill and put a cork in it.

Cork Barrel

Like a wiffle bat filled with pain.

Cork Bat

Offers little in sound proofing.

Curtained Door

Fish were harmed in the making of this.

Cutlass Supreme

Nicely squared rocks.

Cut Stone

The eyes are glass.

Beefalo Mounting

Show your piscatorial pride.

Tasteful Fish Mounting

The ominous look.

Bench

A rosy little chair.

Classic Chair

For side sitting.

Corner Chair

Take a load off.

Footrest

Grim and comfortable.

Horned Chair

Molded wood.

Lounge Chair

You'll never need another chair.

Massager Chair

You oughta love it!

Ottoman Chair

It rocks.

Rocking Chair

Bagged.

Stuffed Chair

Hoity toity place for your bottom.

Fancy Chaise

Roses, roses all the way.

Dual Embroidered Lamp

More fringe benefits.

Dual Fringes Lamp

Double the cones.

Dual Upturn Lamp

Accommodating illumination.

Adjustable Lamp

A gloomier light.

Bellshade Lamp

Light the flames.

Candelabra Lamp

Everything's coming up roses.

Ceramic Lamp

Dire yet luminous.

Crystals Lamp

Add some color to your light.

Downbridge Lamp

Bare bones and bare bulbed.

Edison Lamp

Can belong to someone not named Elizabeth.

Elizabethan Lamp

A fringe benefit.

Fringe Lamp

Glass-ic.

Glass Lamp

Street chic.

Gothic Lamp

A dash of gold.

Fancy Lamp

Sphere-ious.

Orb Lamp

Boxy bulbed.

Right Angle Lamp

A timber table lamp.

Spool Lamp

No stain on your reputation.

Stainglass Lamp

Uplifting.

Upturn Lamp

Lighten up the place.

Lit Marble Column

Elegant and understated.

Moderately refined.

Millinery Column

Basic home decor.

Basic Plantholder

Hang in there.

Birdcage Plantholder

Add some zen.

Bonsai Plantholder

Succulent.

Dishgarden Plantholder

Draconian.

Draceana Plantholder

For the fancy horticulturist.

Fancy Plantholder

A hanging fern.

Fern Plantholder