Words of the Constant

Get down to monkey business.

Monkey around by putting monkeys around.

Doubly useful.

Relocate your favorite mollusk.

Mussels stick to it!

Light the night with your dreams.

Evil residue used by the foolish and crazy.

Track the flow of ambient magic levels.

Morning light for a nighttime fight.

Lucid dreaming damage.

There's nubbin better!

Like a regular axe, only hotter.

KA-BLAMMIER!

The fieriest of all fires!

Hack'n'burn!

Hot shot!

Even crazy musicians amass a following.

For those who don't like to pick items up.

For those who don't like walking.

It just grew that way.

Shell out for some poison protection.

Make the world weep.

Escape the rain to stay dry. Mostly.

Posh & portable tropical protection.

Music to soothe savage beasts.

For writing things.

Always watching.

Ancient scratch and sniff technology.

Break down rocks.

Carries a lot, but slows you down.

Shelters one pig.

Shelters one tax paying pig.

Protect the citizens.

Where else can you get a shriveled head.

For the magic half of Science and Magic.

Gold is a solid investment.

You are the Mayor now.

We need more good places to eat.

There's a little green thumb in everyone.

For all your handy needs.

All the best new fashions.

The mud really cleans the pores.

Shop smart.

You can't think of everything on your own.

All adventurers need to defend themselves.

Bats were harmed in the making of this.

It's a pirate's life for ye!

Make your pirate hat... magic!

Move the ground around.

Keeps your hair easy and breezy.