Words of the Constant

An equal opportunity annoyer.

Bramble Trap

Pops up and bites whoever steps on it.

Tooth Trap

Pops up and bites whoever steps on it.

Maxwell's Tooth Trap

The patient fisher is always rewarded.

Trawl Net

A sturdy container.

Chest

Luxuriously soft, luxuriously tropical.

Tropical Fan

Warm, but not that warm.

Breezy Vest

Warm enough for winter storms.

Puffy Vest

Some people just like to do art.

Beard Hair Rug

Super soft. Smells like beefalo.

Carpeted Flooring

Nicely checkered marble tiles.

Checkered Flooring

The life of a thriving village.

Stone Road Turf

As tame as wild jungle can be.

Dense Turf

A civilized patch of dirt.

Cultivated Turf

The foundation of a solid village.

Flat Stone Turf

Fully tamed grass.

Lawn Turf

Build your own road to nowhere.

Cobblestones

It really ties the room together.

Snakeskin Rug

High-quality laminate floorboards.

Wooden Flooring

Keep the sun and rain at bay!

Umbrella

Freshly squeezed poison.

Venom Gland

The sky is falling!

Volcano Staff

Strong wall segments to build at sea.

Sea Wall

Hay wall segments. Not very sturdy.

Hay Wall

Strong wall segments.

Limestone Wall

Tough wall segments, sorta.

These walls will take quite a beating.

Thulecite Wall

Stone wall segments.

Stone Wall

Wooden wall segments.

Wood Wall

Davy Jones' storage locker.

Sea Chest

Refreshing, but sticky.

Fashion Melon

The unicorn is what protects you.

Battle Helm

For wrapping things.

Wax Paper

Pig out!

Wildbore House

Sunlight and creepers.

Greenhouse Wall

Doubles as a tic-tac-toe board.

Square Window

Comes with drapery.

Large Square Curtain Window

Have a look around.

Round Window

Simple natural light.

Round Burlap Window

Hard wood, soft light.

Peaked Window

Frugal and functional.

Peaked Curtain Window

Well rounded.

Tall Window

Fancy.

Tall Curtain Window

The gales come early.

Howling Conch

Keeps yer noggin warm.

Winter Hat

Measure ambient air temperature.

Thermal Measurer

Go do some pirate stuff.

The "Sea Legs"

Sniff out treasures.

Lucky Hat

Crowning achievement in crown molding.

Hardwood Door

It's a pirate's life for ye!

Worn Pirate Hat