Words of the Constant

Wagstaff

A rudimentary invention to abduct small creatures.

Trap
Wagstaff

Incredible! This plant has been weaponized!

Bramble Trap
Wagstaff

How magnificently unmerciful!

Tooth Trap
Wagstaff

A revelation in weaponry.

Maxwell's Tooth Trap
Wagstaff

What enigmas of the deep can I uncover!

Trawl Net
Wagstaff

Full of the wonders of the sea!

Trawl Net
Wagstaff

Theoretically, it will reach the bottom soon.

Trawl Net
Wagstaff

Descending rapidly...

Trawl Net
Wagstaff

No longer functioning.

Chest
Wagstaff

Has a lock, but it does not require a key. Curious.

Chest
Wagstaff

Evidence would suggest it's more than it appears to be.

Treasure Chest
Wagstaff

Are those trees conspiring against me?

Wagstaff

If I could only take such possessed topiaries home with me!

Palm Treeguard
Wagstaff

The circumference of this tree's trunk is unusually large.

Great Leafy Stalk
Wagstaff

Its incredible effectiveness increases threefold when used in the water!

Trident
Wagstaff

Glass blown into spheres and fused together.

Melty Marbles
Wagstaff

Has someone lost their dental work?

Second-hand Dentures
Wagstaff

A rudimentary design, lifeless and uninspiring.

Lying Robot
Wagstaff

Marvelous! A severed limb!

Dessicated Tentacle
Wagstaff

I've never seen such an ingenious opening device on a tin can!

Orange Soda
Wagstaff

A stuffed figure.

Voodoo Doll
Wagstaff

It produces highly pleasurable longitudinal sound waves.

Ukulele
Wagstaff

I hypothesize this came in through a rift.

License Plate
Wagstaff

A boot. But who did it belong to?

Old Boot
Wagstaff

The hole prevents it from retaining any liquid.

Ancient Vase
Wagstaff

A medical experiment I'm reluctant to try.

Brain Cloud Pill
Wagstaff

A shame it's broken. I enjoy the sound of a thin membrane vibrating in a hollow tube.

Fake Kazoo
Wagstaff

Ah! A reflecting navigation instrument!

Sextant
Wagstaff

Theoretically, it's seaworthy. But much too small for me.

Toy Boat
Wagstaff

Was this candle burnt here, or somewhere else?

Wine Bottle Candle
Wagstaff

Ah. It needs a DR356X001.

Broken AAC Device
Wagstaff

Curious. Some force prevents me from untying it.

Gord's Knot
Wagstaff

How strange. Who would need such things here?

Gnome
Wagstaff

Marvelous! I would very much like one on a bigger scale.

Tiny Rocketship
Wagstaff

Ingenius! Color coding wires would make them easier to distinguish their composition.

Frazzled Wires
Wagstaff

There's a trick to it. I know it!

Ball and Cup
Wagstaff

I would love to know this got here.

Hardened Rubber Bung
Wagstaff

Buttons. But none fit my clothing.

Mismatched Buttons
Wagstaff

A stone replication of royalty. Theoretically, it's worth something.

Queen Malfalfa
Wagstaff

A memento of my most enjoyable vacation.

Post Card of the Royal Palace
Wagstaff

Incredible! I suspect this canister contains many surprises.

Can of Silly String
Wagstaff

A delicious concoction of water borne animals!

Tropical Bouillabaisse
Wagstaff

Fascinating! It controls air currents.

Tropical Fan
Wagstaff

A beautiful fish! But I dare not consume it raw.

Tropical Fish
Wagstaff

Allows for proper air convection.

Breezy Vest
Wagstaff

Allows for proper air conduction.

Puffy Vest
Wagstaff

A parboiled proboscis.

Koalefant Trunk Steak
Wagstaff

Fascinating! Even its trunk changes color!

Koalefant Trunk
Wagstaff

It has an extra layer of insulation for the winter time.

Winter Koalefant Trunk
Wagstaff

It propels projectiles using the pneumatic potential energy in a bulb horn!

Pew-matic Horn