Words of the Constant

ME GIVETH OINCS FOR JEWELS

ME LIKETH SPARKLY JEWELS

LOOKETH AT MINE MEDICINES

THOU NEED'ST MEDICINES?

NEED'ST THINGS FOR BOO-BOOS?

HAST THOU STRANGE THINGS?

I DEALETH WITH THINGS O' STRANGENESS

WANTS THOU STRANGE THINGS?

NEEDETH MAGIC THINGS?

I SELL MAGIC THINGS?

I SELLEST THINGS BAD DREAMS ARE MADE ON

THOU NEEDS OF SEEDS?

NEEDETH STUFFS FOR PLANTINGS?

HAST THOU PLOP?

HAST THOU PETALS?

HATS? NEED'ST THOU HATS?

NEEDST THING TO COVER THINE HEAD?

BUY'ST THY HATS FROM ME

IN NEED O' WEAPONS

I SELL'ST SMASHY THINGS

NEEDST THOU MURDERING THINGS?

NEED'ST THOU A HOUSE?

NEED'ST GUARD?

WANT'ST THOU TO DWELL'ETH HERE?

HAS'T THOU THINGS TO FIX?

I FIXETH

I FIXETH BROKEN THING

YOU NEEDETH FIXINGS?

SELLETH ROCKS?

I LIKETH ROCKS

SELLEST ME THINE ROCKS

IN NEED'ST OF OLD THINGS?

I LIKETH RELICS FROM YON TEMPLES

NEED'ST THOU RELICS?

THY LACKETH THE OINCS

GET THEE MORE OINCS

WHOFORE HAST DONE THIS?!

ROBBED! ROBBED! ROBBED!

OH THE PIGANITY!

REVENGE!

MY THANKS

A FINE EXCHANGE

MANY THANKS

'TIS GOOD STUFF

GOODS

HEDGE CUTTINGS

THOU SAVETH US!

TAKEST THOU REWARD!

THOU IS'T GOOD!

APORKALYPSE 'TIS DONE!