Words of the Constant

FORTUNE SMILES ONST THEE

FAIR PRICE FOR FOUL DEED

THY PLOP-PICKING IS MOST PROFESSIONALS

FOR PLOP OF PIGGY MAN

FOR THY HONEST MANURING

TAKEST THOU WHAT THOU'ST OWED

HONEST OINC FOR UNPIG

WE WILLST PAY FOR THY PLOPPING

IS POO, UNPIG?

ME PAYEST FOR PLOP PICKING

I GIVE THE UNPIG ITS DUE

WHAT PIECE OF WORK IS UNPIG

YOU'ST PAID FOR PLOP OF PIG

PLOP AND CIRCUMSTANCE

FOR POUND OF PLOP

HAVE OINCS THRUST UPON THEE

IS THAT PLOP I SEE BEFORE THEE?

HONEST UNPIG

KINDEST UNPIG

OUT, DAMNED PLOP!

FAIR PRICE, FAIR UNPIG?

LET-EST ME PAY FOR THYST HELP

'TIS FOUL

IS A JUST PAYMENT?

'TIS WORTHY DEED

THOUST MILK OF UNPIG KINDNESS

SUCH STUFF AS PLOP IS MADE ON

FOR THY TROUBLES

UNPIG IS AN HONORABLE UNPIG

I GIVE EVERY PLOP MINE OINC

FAIR TERMS

FOR THY PLOP PICKING

MOST EXCELLENT PICKING

HONORABLE UNPIG

MOST FOUL! MOST FOUL!

TAKE ARMS! TAKE ARMS!

THOU WRETCH

THOU COWARD!

HAVE THEE ? WILL PAY

COMES'T BACK IN DAYS

COME'ST BACK ON THE MORROW

NO 'TIS PRICELESS!

IT IS FOUND! MUST FIND QUEEN

I CANNOT TAKE, BELONG TO ROYALTY

NAY! HAST THE SCARY BAD MAGICS!

TAKETH IT AWAY!

NO MORE JUNK, THANK YOU

TAKEST TO YON MUSEUM

THE ACADEMY BE THE PLACE FOR IT

OUT, DAMNED PLOP