Words of the Constant

HUMBLE THANKS, YOUR HIGHNESS

AN OINC FOR THY TROUBLE

'TIS A KIND THING YOU DO

THOU DO US HONOR

ACCEPTEST THEE MINE COIN?

HERE BE YOUR OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE

HUMBLE THANKS, YOUR MAJESTY

HERE BE OINC FOR THOUST ROYAL MANURE

FOR THY ROYAL PLOP PICKING

THOU ART THE FINEST OF PLOP PICKERS

FAIR PRICE FOR FOUL DEED

THY PLOP-PICKING IS MOST EXCELLENTEST

THOU DO'ST US HONOR

FOR THY HONEST MANURING

FOR THY ROYAL PLOP PICKING

THOU DO US'T HONOR

THOU ART THE FINEST OF PLOP PICKERS!

HUMBLE THANKS, YOUR MAJESTY

ACCEPTEST THEE MINE COIN?

ACCEPTEST THEE MINE COIN?

OUT, DAMNED PLOP

THOU ARE THE MOST EXCELLENTEST OF PLOP PICKERS

PLOP AND CIRCUMSTANCE

FOR POUND OF PLOP

MOST EXCELLENT PICKINGS

WE ARE NOT WORTHY OF THINE PLOP

'TIS A KIND THING YOU DO

ACCEPTEST THEE MINE COIN?

OUT, DAMNED PLOP!

THOU ART THE FINEST OF PLOP PICKERS!

THOU DO US HONOR

OUT, DAMNED PLOP!

FOR THY ROYAL PLOP PICKING

HUMBLEST OF THANKS, YOUR MAJESTY

THOUST MILK OF PIGGY KINDNESS

SUCH STUFF AS PLOP IS MADE ON

FOR THY TROUBLES

WE ARE NOT WORTHY OF THINE SERVICE

I GIVE EVERY PLOP MY OINC

HUMBLE THANKS, YOUR MAJESTY

FOR THY FINE PLOP PICKING

MOST EXCELLENT PICKING

HONORABLE PLOP PICKER!

THOUST ART NOT KIND!

STAYEST THOU AWAY!

GET-ETH THEE AWAY!

ADIEU YOU!

THOU HAST THE SMELL OF UNPIG

TAKE-ETH OFF!

GET THEE GONE!